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November 1st, 2021 
Awake Goy 
Saw something sort of hilarious in the news today.
A tenured professor at Rutgers University, overcome with love for white people, has decided they should be taken out.
Clearly she means this in a good way. ‘Cause surely she can’t mean, like, small innocent white children are committed to being villains or anything. That’s just crazy. Or even many everyday white people who just want to live their lives and be on good and friendly terms with other people. Like black people. And brown people. And everyone really. Hopefully most white people are generally pretty cool and nice.
So clearly the professor has been misunderstood.
Then again, if she’s talking about the imperial shenanigans of the CIA and the Western “elite”, then maybe she could mean it the other way. Nah…
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… which is part of the reason why we’re here. The CIA would love it you two could ‘take him out’.
Mmh?
Take him out.
Like for drinks?
No, no, no. Take him out.
Take out. Like to dinner?
Take him out to a meal?
Take him out.
Like on the town?
Party?
No, ah, take him out.
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Anyway, I’m thinking there are a lot of white people out there hangin out for their intimate candlelit dinner and show with the nice professor. She’s so thoughtful and lovely. I like her already. ��
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