How To Earn Respect From The Alt-Right as a Woman

The top 10 ways a woman is able to earn respect from the woman-hating Alt-Right:


7088364_tila-tequila-is-showing-off-her-butt-on_26937e09_m10) Be Asian. White women are inherently evil and flawed, so cut that shit out and get some trans Asian surgery stat! Thanks to jewish science and technological advancements we can now change boring, dull White women, into beautiful and classy Asian skanks. Thanks jews!

9) Get double D breast implants. This ensures that you look more like a trashy whore and also a tranny. Major points are scored for this combo look.


Screen-Shot-2016-02-18-at-8.55.40-PM8) Wear blue contacts to cover your brown chink eyes. Tell everyone it’s natural because you are an “Aryan Goddess of Light”

7) Talk about how your illegitimate child was fathered by “Nordic light beings” that abducted you and impregnated you. This will divert the attention from you not being able to keep a husband around. Since your child appears to be White, although you’re not entirely sure because you sleep with five different men every week, just say she’s White so you can then by default be White and embed yourself into any pro White movement like the parasite you are!


33672E4C00000578-0-image-a-8_14612489935566) Since you’re too stupid to know how to sew, purchase some slutty third reich costumes from your nearest sex toy shop and take pictures in them. This is how you catch the eye of lonely basement dwelling faggots who think an “edgy whore” is something to worship.

5) Cake on as much toxic makeup onto your face as possible. Make sure to use heavy eyeliner to accentuate your newly acquired chink eyes. At this stage you are also going to need to take a picture of yourself in a G string with the fourteen words underneath. But wait! There’s one more crucial step we haven’t gotten to yet. You MUST credit that 14 words to yourself and act as if you are the one who came up with this quote. I know what you’re thinking. “Won’t White men be really annoyed by that, since it is basically shitting on the great WN Messiah David Lane?” Well, contrary to popular belief this is actually the opposite. They will love it and state how they want to sprinkle rose petals at your feet since you are an “Aryan Goddess”. Just trust me on this one ladies. Don’t knock it until you try it!


2a4xugl4) Dye your hair blonde. It’s okay if you have dark roots! The “I’m not really blonde but am trying really hard to be” look is just what these guys are longing for. Get your honorary Aryan on, girl! Actually, let’s face it. The true Aryan women are Asian whores and not White women. All White women do is bitch and moan and ruin the world and stuff.

3) Use the word nigger every 5 tweets. This ensures that loser White men will think your’e really edgy and cool! Make sure to also say you love daddy Trump too and that he’s your “emperor”. These guys really love the pedophile talk.

2) Say you’re not doing porn anymore but post slutty pictures as well as “breastfeeding pictures” where your child isn’t even nursing but you want to show off your fake tits that are 10 times the size of your babies head. Extra points for nip slips!

1) And last but not least… you can talk about Flat Earth, but do not have to supply any evidence or speak coherently. NOTE: You can only do this step after all the previous steps have been completed.

Hopefully you ladies have learned something today. I know I certainly have.  I’ll leave you with this makeup tutorial for how to make yourself look Asian, when you’re a boring White girl. Get with the times ladies. White women are so last year!

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One Response to “How To Earn Respect From The Alt-Right as a Woman”

  1. Stephen Barnes says:

    In order to gain the respect of an alt left guy
    Be a non white transgender in want of a same sex relationship.Calling anyone disagreeing with their most obnoxious view points a nazi, homophobic Islamophobia dick head

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