jewish Commentator Jeffrey Toobin Suspended from The New Yorker After Masturbating on Staff Zoom Call

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jewish Commentator Jeffrey Toobin Suspended from The New Yorker After Masturbating on Staff Zoom Call

October 21st, 2020

Awake Goy

As soon as I saw that a commentator and legal analyst named Toobin has been caught being a sexual deviant, I knew we were dealing with a jew here. Of course I was right. I also found out both of his parents were in the business of deceiving the goyim with fake news.

Early reports said that Toobin has simply “exposed” himself on the Zoom call, but VICE reports that he was actually seen masturbating on camera.

Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

Toobin’s disgusting and degenerate behavior got him suspended from The New Yorker. From NY Post:

Writer Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended by The New Yorker — because he exposed himself on a Zoom call between magazine colleagues and WNYC workers, a report said Monday.

Toobin told Vice in a statement: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”

A spokeswoman for the magazine said, “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.”

Toobin is also taking a little time off from his CNN gig to let this all cool down.

update: “Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,” CNN says.https://t.co/IYEjiAB6g5

— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) October 19, 2020

We will see if he is welcomed back after a little while. After all, it was a mistake and he is really just a victim here, just as all jews are, of the evil White supremacist establishment, which got him so stressed out that he just had to relieve himself on camera.