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Welcome to Basket Case, wherein your trusty VICE editors scour the proverbial aisles of our favorite online retailers to bring you a smorgasbord of the absolute best things to buy. In this installment, we're playing Supermarket Sweep at athleisurewear bastion Lululemon, bringing you everything from colorful puffers to comfortable men’s boxers. In the realm of […]
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Basket Case: What to Buy at Fellow, According to Our Editors
October 17th, 2023 
Awake Goy There are a lot of things that go into optimizing the perfect morning. Beautiful sunrise? Check. Chill tunes? [Drops needle on Hiroshi Yoshimura album] Yessir. Morning sex? Depends on how you played the game last night, brother. And when it comes to waking up the senses and tuning up the mind and body for a […]
Basket Case: What to Buy at Therabody, According to Our Editors
October 7th, 2023 Awake Goy Going to the massage parlor feels like a spiritual experience. Once the masseuse finishes karate-chopping our back, we’re left feeling fully rejuvenated, but still wanting more. It’s a struggle to not tack on an extra 30 minutes of bliss, but time is (in this case, literally) money. Thankfully, after leaving our favorite hole-in-the-wall house of […]
Basket Case: What to Buy at Le Creuset, According to Our Editors
September 9th, 2023 Awake Goy Welcome to Basket Case, wherein your trusty VICE editors scour the proverbial aisles of our favorite online retailers to bring you a smorgasbord of the absolute best things to buy. In this installment, we're shopping till we drop at Le Creuset, bringing you everything from iconic Dutch ovens to premium discounted kitchen staples. There’s a […]
Jesús Miraculously Feeds 5,000 With One Bottomless Basket Of Chips And Salsa
December 18th, 2022 Awake Goy ANGLETON, TX — Local “Coco Loco” waiter Jesús Fernandez reportedly fed five thousand hungry people today with a single order of bottomless chips and salsa. Source
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No Comments »Basket Case: What to Buy at Wayfair, According to Our Editors
October 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Welcome to Basket Case, wherein your trusty VICE editors scour the proverbial aisles of our favorite online retailers to bring you a smorgasbord of the absolute best things to buy. In this installment, we’re playing Supermarket Sweep at the massive furniture and home goods warehouse that is Wayfair, bringing you everything from Togo sofa dupes […]
FNC’s Baier: Biden’s GOP ‘Semi-Fascist’ Remark Falls into Hillary’s ‘Basket of Deplorables’
September 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy Fox News Anchor Bret Baier said Thursday on FNC’s “America Reports” that President Joe Biden casting “MAGA Republicans” as semi-fascist was the same as 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton saying half of Donald Trump’s supporters belong in a “basket of deplorables.”
How to Make Perfect Eggs in a Basket
October 6th, 2021 Awake Goy Out of all the ways to prepare eggs, none are as playful as eggs in a basket. There’s just something magical about an egg cooked inside a piece of toast that can instantly brighten any morning. And did I mention they also taste really, really good? As simple as this dish is to make, there […]
WATCH: Troopers Surprise Girl Who Lost Parents with Easter Basket and Gifts
April 5th, 2021 Awake Goy State troopers in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and Connecticut joined forces to make Easter special for a little girl who recently lost her parents. Connecticut State Police shared a video Saturday of troopers delivering the big surprise, masslive.com reported. “New Hampshire State Troopers met Eyvie a few months ago when she tragically lost both of her […]
Greece: A (Basket) Case Study In Savage Globalization
July 27th, 2017 Awake Goy A woman uses her fan to cool down outside the Bank of Greece headquarters in Athens, July 24, 2017. (AP/Thanassis Stavrakis) ATHENS (Analysis)– Oscar López Rivera, the Puerto Rican activist, and advocate for independence whose 70-year prison sentence was commuted earlier this year, resulting in his release after serving 35 years, once had this to […]
Posted in World News, World Order, World Politics Tags: basket, Globalization, Greece, savage, study No Comments »IDF excitedly plans autonomous killing machines: Unmanned convoys, underwater vehicles, hovercraft, robots, drones and gliders
December 1st, 2015 Awake Goy Within no more than five years, autonomous robots are to join the ranks of the Israeli military on its most dangerous combat missions in the air, under the water and on the ground, an Israel Defense Forces (IDF) general claims. The Ministry of Defense in Tel Aviv is looking forward to seeing unmanned logistics […]
