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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a desperate bid to coax Biden back from vacation at Camp David to address some very pressing concerns in the country, staffers have decided to lure him back with a chocolate chip ice cream cone dangling from a string. “He won’t return our calls, so we’re gonna try this,” said Machen Stormfae, a White House […]
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Staffers Coax Biden Back To White House With Ice Cream Dangling On String
August 19th, 2021 
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The £500-a-Night ‘Portaledge Hotel’ Where Guests Sleep Dangling from a Welsh Cliff
October 17th, 2017 Awake Goy Most couples try to avoid placing their relationship in a perilous situation. Now you can pay £500-a-night to do just that. If the idea of sleeping on a vertical rock face with only a sliver of canvas between you and the waves crashing 200ft below keeps you awake at night, then ‘cliff camping’ is probably […]
Man, Who Teased A Bear By Dangling Food In Its Jaws, Viciously Mauled By The Beast
August 16th, 2017 Awake Goy Rule No. 1: Never get too close to a bear in its enclosure. Rule No.2: Never tease a hungry beast by dangling food over its head. Naiphum Promratee, 36, learnt these life lessons the hard way. Promratee hung a bowl of rice into a bear’s enclosure while visiting a temple in rural Phetchabun province, Thailand. […]
