Posts Tagged ‘disguising’

Gavin Newsom Tries To Woo Californians Back By Disguising State As Texas

BLYTHE, CA—In a last-ditch effort to lure fleeing residents back to the state of California, Governor Gavin Newsom has decided to disguise his state as Texas. Witnesses claim to have seen the desperate governor in a cowboy hat, speeding along the border, slapping “TEXAS” stickers on all the road signs. Sources also say Newsom hired consultants to give […]

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