Posts Tagged ‘hallmark’

These Weird Snow Globes Deserve to Star in a Cursed Hallmark Movie

We have been the bearers of many gifts in our lifetime, from cOupoN bOoks fOr hUgs (sorry, Mom) to presents that actually slap (heaux love Hokas). But in all our years of gifting, we’ve yet to behold a brand like Demented Penguins Snow Globes, which specializes in giving the people weird, festive snow globes filled […]

Amazing: Clairvoyant Man Can Always Guess What Will Happen Next In Wife’s Hallmark Movie

Amazing: Clairvoyant Man Can Always Guess What Will Happen Next In Wife’s Hallmark Movie MEMPHIS, TN—Local man Hudson Tregnog is attracting worldwide attention for a truly miraculous ability. According to sources, he can prophetically guess what will happen next in whatever Hallmark movie he’s watching with his wife. “I am Tregnog, Oracle of Christmas romance and […]

Hallmark Movie ‘The Christmas House’ to Include Homosexual Men Adopting Child

This past summer, the Hallmark Channel had promised to include “LGBT storylines” in its “Countdown to Christmas” and “Miracles of Christmas” programming. Now, it has rolled out a film in which one of the main characters is adopting a child with his homosexual lover. “I can only imagine what younger me would have thought seeing a […]

Boots on the Ground: What Are the Real Objectives of U.S. Special Forces in Syria?

“This is de facto partitioning of Syria along ethnic/sectarian lines, a model long since proposed by US strategic planners in Iraq and elsewhere in the Arab world. It is a hallmark of imperial, neocolonial tactics, and is the cornerstone of the new strategy for Syria,” the analyst explained. “The quick and clean regime change model has failed in Syria because of the resolve of the Syrian government […]

Sign of the times: Hallmark unveils ‘job loss’ line of greeting cards

  Jonathan BensonNatural News September 29, 2011 (NaturalNews) Looking to capitalize on the swelling ranks of unemployed Americans, greeting card company Hallmark has unveiled a new line of “job loss” cards that offer kind words of encouragement and support to those down in the dumps. The six-card line features both humorous and sensitive cards, depending […]

Powered by WordPress | Designed by: Premium WordPress Themes | Thanks to Themes Gallery, Bromoney and Wordpress Themes