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TEMECULA, CA — After a harrowing incident with an aggressive hobo last year, local man Kevin Michaels picked up a membership at a nearby boxing gym for regular training. Sources confirm he has thrown himself into building his skills and strength, and now wouldn’t even blink if attacked by a 60-lb heavy-bag, provided he had […]
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Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He’s Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag
September 2nd, 2022 
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No Comments »Compromise: Texas Says Abortion Can Remain Legal But The Baby Gets An AR-15 To Defend Himself
June 30th, 2022 Awake Goy READ HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/compromise-texas-says-abortion-can-remain-legal-but-the-baby-gets-an-ar-15-to-defend-himself Source
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: abortion, compromise, defend, himself, legal, remain, Texas No Comments »Heraclitus Died When He Covered Himself in Cow Dung
June 12th, 2022 Awake Goy History is filled with bizarre stories about death, and the ancient Greeks are no exception. Read more Section: News Weird Facts Read Later
“He Killed Himself Cuz Spielberg Molested Him”; Hollywood is CIA Child Trafficking Rings
June 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy https://www.sgtreport.com/ “Hollywood is Full of CIA Agents,” Says Ben Affleck By Jeremy Kuzmarov – March 27, 2022 27 [Source: mronline.org] [On Oscar Sunday, CAM brings you a two article special that exposes the CIA’s nefarious influence in Hollywood. See also “Black Ops in Hollywood: From Censorship to Normalization”.—Editors] For decades, the Pentagon and CIA have rewritten scripts […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: child, himself, Hollywood, killed, molested, spielberg, trafficking No Comments »Republican NH Gov. Sununu Allies Himself with Democrats on Redistricting Process
May 28th, 2022 Awake Goy New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu (R) has allied himself with Democrats on his state’s redistricting process.
Posted in Jewish News Tags: allies, Democrats, himself, process, redistricting, Republican, sununu No Comments »Billionaire Jeff Bezos Hopes to Enrich Himself Through Single-Family Home Rental Market
May 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men in the world, wants to expand his portfolio to include investments in single-family home rentals.
Posted in Jewish News Tags: bezos, billionaire, enrich, himself, hopes, single, through No Comments »Doug Jones got Jackson to the SCOTUS precipice. He’s also sherpa-ing himself.
April 5th, 2022 Awake Goy “The thought … had not really been on my radar,” Jones said in an interview with POLITICO. “I did not respond. But I did send it off to my contacts at the White House. And the next thing I know, they’re calling me back saying: ‘if you’re interested, we’re interested.’” Notably, Jones was brought in […]
“His Skin Was Burning”: Melbourne Man Sets Himself On Fire Screaming About Vaccine Mandates
January 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy A man has set himself and his MG3 hatch on fire in Richmond while screaming about Victoria’s Covid-19 mandates on Saturday The man emerged from a silver MG3 hatchback engulfed in flames near Church St in Richmond about 8pm on Saturday, where police officers and firefighters doused the man with water to extinguish the blaze […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: about, burning, himself, mandates, melbourne, screaming, Vaccine No Comments »On Day One, New Twitter CEO Uses Fake Trending Tab to Run PR For Himself, Bans Sharing Media of Private Individuals Without Permission
November 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Parag Agrawal kicked off his first day as the new CEO of Twitter by using the site’s “What’s happening” tab for PR to try and explain away his old anti-white tweets and instituted new rules to ban the sharing of “media of private individuals without the permission of the person(s) depicted.” As I reported Monday, […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: himself, individuals, Media, private, sharing, trending, Twitter No Comments »Conspiracy Theorist Anna Khait Says Mark Taylor Is ‘Literally a Pawn of the Devil Himself’
November 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Earlier this month, QAnon conspiracy theorist and so-called “firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor attacked several prominent right-wing activists in the charismatic prophetic community, declaring that they were “operating in witchcraft,” just like Adolf Hitler. Taylor was particularly outraged about a recent conference at which Trump-loving evangelical activist Lance Wallnau prophesied over right-wing conspiracy theorist Anna Khait. […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: Conspiracy, devil, himself, khait, literally, taylor, theorist No Comments »Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself
November 24th, 2021 Awake Goy Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself PODUNKSVILLE, GA—According to sources, local wife Kristi Boren has something very obscure and specific that she wants for Christmas, but she also wants her husband to think of it all on his own. “This gift would be tangible evidence […]
Monty Python Comedian John Cleese Cancels Himself ‘Before Someone Else Does’: ‘I Am Blacklisting Myself’
November 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Monty Python comedian John Cleese has pulled out of a scheduled speech at Cambridge University, announcing that he is canceling himself “before someone else does.” Dave J Hogan / Getty Images Cleese, who ironically was scheduled to bring along a film crew as part of a documentary on cancel culture called “Cancel Me,” didn’t even […]
2nd ‘Rust’ Crew Member Sues Alec Baldwin: ‘He Did Not Check the Gun Himself,’ No Firing in Upcoming Scene
November 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Mamie Mitchell, the script supervisor for the unfinished film Rust, filed suit against its lead actor and producer Alec Baldwin Wednesday, declaring “Mr. Baldwin cannot hide” from responsibility for the fatal on-set shooting that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins and wounded the movie’s director. Deadline quoted from Mitchell’s filing, which says, “Mr. Baldwin cannot hide behind the Assistant […]
Monty Python Comedian John Cleese Cancels Himself “Before Someone Else Does”
November 12th, 2021 Awake Goy South African cricket players have been ordered to ‘take a knee’ before their team’s T20 World Cup matches despite some of the players complaining that it violates their religious beliefs. Cricket South Africa (CSA) issued the directive last night after some of the players refused to perform the pro-BLM virtue signaling gesture before a match […]
Roger Stone Declares That ‘God Himself Gave Donald Trump the Strength and the Courage and the Wisdom to Pardon Me’
October 28th, 2021 Awake Goy ALL donations 3X-MATCHED by 12/31 to save our democracy! Every day, the reporters and researchers of Right Wing Watch expose the hateful words and deeds of right-wing leaders and the far-right players who fueled Trump’s rise to power and aim to keep him there. Our work is read daily and used by major media outlets, […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: declares, donald, himself, roger, stone, strength, Trump No Comments »Why is the Evidence for Robin Hood as Elusive as the Man Himself?
August 18th, 2021 Awake Goy The historic existence of the legendary English hero who ‘stole from the rich and gave to the poor’ is a perennial source of debate. Every few years, new evidence emerges of authenticity and possible identities of Robin and his friends/foes of Nottingham. Ancient Origins has already delved into the theories of the historic personage of […]
Craig Murray Will Surrender Himself For Prison
July 31st, 2021 Awake Goy Above Photo: Craig Murray. Mohamed Elmaazi. “I go to jail with a clean conscience after a Kafkaesque trial,” Murray stated. In the case against former United Kingdom diplomat-turned whistleblower Craig Murray, the UK supreme court refused to hear Murray’s appeal. He will now surrender himself to police for an eight-month prison sentence. The High Court […]
Watch: Fauci Declares Himself The Supreme Authority; ‘Attacking Me Is Attacking Science’
June 10th, 2021 Awake Goy England’s lockdown measures could remain in place beyond the supposed “freedom day” on June 21st despite the fact that for 11 out of the last 12 weeks, deaths have been below the 5 year average. Yes, really. As LockdownSkeptics.org highlights, “(the) ONS announced that there were 9,628 deaths in England and Wales in the week […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: attacking, authority, declares, fauci, himself, supreme, watch No Comments »Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations
June 10th, 2021 Awake Goy SAN JOSE, CA—Local half-white, half-black man Michael Preston has been ordered to pay himself reparations since half his ancestors were oppressed and half were oppressors. “Wait — what?” he said after he received a letter from Governor Gavin Newsom’s office informing him he owed himself over $25,000. “Uh… OK? I guess?” He then went down […]
Rand Paul: ‘Fauci Cannot Investigate Himself; Get Him Under Oath’
May 27th, 2021 Awake Goy Senator Rand Paul, who has spearheaded the renewed push to investigate the origin of the coronavirus pandemic, has called for Dr Fauci to be placed under oath and made to testify about the murky ‘gain of function’ research he was involved with funding at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Paul also urged that Fauci “needs […]
Conservative Plasters Walls With Posters Of AOC So He Can Constantly Remind Himself How Much He Hates Her
May 21st, 2021 Awake Goy Conservative Plasters Walls With Posters Of AOC So He Can Constantly Remind Himself How Much He Hates Her GREENVILLE, SC—As a life-long Republican, Gary Corlan openly hates U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez so much that he has covered his entire bedroom walls with posters of her, just to remind himself of how much he hates her. “She’s […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: conservative, constantly, himself, plasters, posters, remind, walls No Comments »Defendant slits his own throat to kill himself in courtroom after guilty verdict
May 18th, 2021 Awake Goy A defendant killed himself inside a North Dakota federal courtroom moments after being convicted by a jury, US Marshalls have confirmed. The shocking incident took place inside Fargo’s Quentin Burdick Courthouse after the jury had returned a partial guilty verdict against the man on terrorizing-related charges, say officials. Witnesses said that the jury had left […]
Oversight Board Co-Chair on Trump Facebook Ban: ‘He Put Himself in This Bed and He Can Sleep in It’
May 10th, 2021 Awake Goy Former federal judge and co-chair of Facebook’s oversight board Michael McConnell said on this week’s broadcast of “Fox News Sunday” that former President Donald Trump’s ban results from his own actions. McConnell said, “On January 6, President Trump issued those statements as a mob was rampaging through the Capitol, as members of Congress cowering in […]
Netanyahu Poised To Spark 3rd Intifada If It Means Saving Himself Politically
May 9th, 2021 Awake Goy Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu failed to form a government after another too close to call Israeli election – the 4th of its kind in only two years. Now, with Netanyahu’s opposition camp seeking to take power, he seems to be taking every opportunity possible to ensure that he remains in power and that Israel […]
Posted in netanyahu, police state, propaganda, wariscrime Tags: himself, intifada, means, netanyahu!, poised, saving, spark No Comments »Holiday Inn Worker Beats Himself Up But Keeps Mask On During Confrontation With Customer
April 27th, 2021 Awake Goy A video shows a Holiday Inn Express worker beating himself in the head, smashing his head against a computer monitor, but being careful to ensure his face mask didn’t slip during a confrontation with a customer. The clip shows the employee talking to an irate customer who blames him for apparently overcharging for his stay […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: beats, confrontation, during, himself, holiday, keeps, worker No Comments »‘I’m not your food’: Jogger films himself being chased by ‘hungry bear’ through national park
April 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy A Wyoming man out for a run remained remarkably calm and collected when a bear he encountered in a forest decided to pursue him for half a mile along a road. Evan Matthews noticed the “hungry little cinnamon black bear” emerging from the trees and stopped to take a video. The bear, whom Mr Matthews […]
Brooklyn man, 19, charged with breaking into US Capitol after turning himself in
April 23rd, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda JTA — The FBI has charged a 19-year-old Brooklyn man for breaking into the US Capitol during the January 6 riot. Dovid Schwartzberg confessed to breaking into the building along with the pro-Trump mob and recording several videos. A tipster informed the FBI after security cameras and social media video captured images of Schwartzberg, wearing […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: after, breaking, brooklyn, capitol, CHARGED, himself, turning No Comments »Trump: LeBron Should Keep His ‘Racist Rants’ To Himself
April 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy The ‘George Floyd Autonomous Zone’ in Minneapolis has issued a list of ‘rules for white people’ that they have to abide by in order to enter the area. The zone has popped up around the area that Floyd died and has come to resemble something akin to a religious cult encampment. Apparently, baptisms, miracles and […]
PTSD-afflicted IDF veteran still critical after setting himself alight
April 13th, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda The condition of an IDF veteran suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder remained critical Tuesday, a day after he set himself alight outside a Defense Ministry office that handles the rehabilitation of injured soldiers. During the night Itzik Saidyan, 26, was transferred to the intensive care unit at Sheba Medical Center in Tel Hashomer, where he […]
Posted in Benjamin Netanyahu, PTSD Tags: afflicted, after, critical, himself, setting, still, veteran No Comments »Capitol Car Attack Suspect Called Himself “Follower of Farrakhan”
April 3rd, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda The suspect who rammed his car into a fence at the U.S. Capitol on April 2 called himself a “Follower of [Nation of Islam leader Louis] Farrakhan” on his Facebook page. The attack resulted in the death of a Capitol police officer, identified as William “Billy” Evans, a veteran. Another officer was injured in the […]
