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Fake News Fail: Media Misidentifies Comedian Ali Wong’s Husband as Actor Randall Park
April 16th, 2022 
Awake Goy Husband Promises He Will Someday Do Something With That Cool Piece Of Wood He’s Had In Garage For 10 Years
March 6th, 2022 Awake Goy AUSTIN, TX—Local husband Alexander Woodman surprised his wife Barbara with a lunch date on Friday in which he pledged his continued love for her and also promised to someday do something with that cool piece of wood he’s had in the garage for the last ten years. “Barb,” he said after ordering two glasses of Veuve […]
Wife Tragically Freezes To Death After Husband Doesn’t Bring Blanket Fast Enough
February 26th, 2022 Awake Goy CHARLESTON, SC—A local woman was found dead yesterday after her husband failed to bring her a blanket fast enough. The couple had reportedly sat down to binge-watch Gilmore Girls for the fifth time when his wife asked him to retrieve a blanket from the hall closet. However, by the time he returned it was already too […]
Wife Encourages Husband To Buy Thing So She Can Justify Buying Other Thing
January 13th, 2022 Awake Goy CEDAR CITY, UT—According to sources, local wife Sarah Quint has encouraged her husband to buy a new video game he’s been wanting, which will allow her to justify her impending purchase of an air fryer, new shoes, cute pens, and a “really cute” $300 umbrella. “I have given my husband a pass to buy something silly,” said Sarah as she symbolically […]
A New Record: Husband Completes Home Improvement Project In Only 83 Trips To Hardware Store
January 11th, 2022 Awake Goy McCOOL JUNCTION, NE—The Guinness World Records confirmed on Monday that local man, Jeremy Humdrum, has set a new record for the least amount of trips by a husband to Home Depot for a single project. Sources say the project was to replace three outlets in a kitchen. Humdrum had compiled a list of materials he would need, […]
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No Comments »Mom-of-5 Shares Final Moments With Husband Who Lost Cancer Battle: ‘Faith Is Our Compass’
December 31st, 2021 Awake Goy Since her husband’s cancer diagnosis, a grief-stricken mother of five has been sharing their journey as a way to make connections and navigate through their pain. Unfortunately, her husband lost his battle at the age of 42. In a series of raw social media posts, she shares their final conversations, her heartbreak and healing, and […]
Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself
November 24th, 2021 Awake Goy Wife Wants Very Specific Gift For Christmas And Also Wants Husband To Think Of It Himself PODUNKSVILLE, GA—According to sources, local wife Kristi Boren has something very obscure and specific that she wants for Christmas, but she also wants her husband to think of it all on his own. “This gift would be tangible evidence […]
Angela Merkel’s Husband Slams The ‘Lazy’ Unjabbed For ‘Ignoring Science’
November 24th, 2021 Awake Goy The husband of outgoing German chancellor Angela Merkel, has slammed unvaccinated citizens, saying they are ignoring science and being “lazy.” Professor Joachim Sauer told Italian newspaper La Repubblica “It is astonishing that a third of the population does not follow scientific evidence. Partly this is down to certain laziness and complacency of Germans“ RT reports: […]
Japan’s former princess leaves for US with commoner husband
November 15th, 2021 Awake Goy A Japanese princess who gave up her royal status to marry her commoner college sweetheart left for New York on Sunday, as the couple pursued happiness as newlyweds and left behind a nation that has criticised their romance. The departure of Mako Komuro, the former Princess Mako, and Kei Komuro, both 30, was carried live […]
Husband Arrested In Killing Of Kenyan Olympic Runner Agnes Tirop
October 15th, 2021 Awake Goy Posted in Jewish News Tags: agnes, arrested, husband, kenyan, killing, olympic, Runner No Comments »Taliban Kills Pregnant Woman in Front of Kids & Husband During Door-to-Door Executions
September 7th, 2021 Awake Goy An 8-month pregnant mother has been executed by Taliban terrorists in her own home during new door-to-door executions in Afghanistan, according to reports. Witnesses say Banu Negar was shot dead in front of her husband and child by a group of Taliban militants. Negar, who worked in the local prison, was executed at her home […]
Posted in Middle East, News Tags: during, front, husband, kills, pregnant, Taliban, woman No Comments »Pete Buttigieg announces he and husband will be parents
August 18th, 2021 Awake Goy “It’s a really weird cycle of anger and frustration and hope,” he told the paper. “You think it’s finally happening and you get so excited, and then it’s gone.” Pete Buttigieg has had a rapid rise in Democratic politics, going from the mayor of South Bend, Ind., to a treasured role in a presidential administration […]
Kamala’s Husband Spreads Misinformation, Says COVID Vaccine ‘Only Thing’ That Will Prevent ‘Dying Or Getting Really Sick’
July 17th, 2021 Awake Goy As subscribers read on Thursday, the Second Gentleman of the United States is now terrifying immigrants to convince them get the COVID vaccine. Douglas Emhoff pressured a native-Spanish speaker into a publicity stunt to help his wife’s administration achieve its vaccination goals. A Mexican immigrant was given a vaccine after the heavy-handed arm twisting by […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: covid, husband, kamala, misinformation, spreads, thing, Vaccine No Comments »Pelosi’s Husband Bought Amazon Stock Before Pentagon Announced New Contract – Stock Now at Record High
July 9th, 2021 Awake Goy The corrupt Pelosi’s made millions of dollars recently after Paul Pelosi, husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, purchased Amazon call options just six weeks before the Pentagon announced it was canceling a multi-billion dollar contract with Microsoft and starting a new one that opened a door for Amazon’s participation. The Biden administration on Tuesday suddenly […]
Husband Wears Face Mask During Sex!
May 29th, 2021 Awake Goy Kelloggs has launched a special gay pride cereal that encourages buyers to choose the pronouns of characters such as Toucan Sam. Yes, really. “Friend sent this to me. I had know idea that Tony the Tiger and the Toucan Sam were dating,” tweeted Dave Rubin. Friend sent this to me. I had know idea that […]
Britain’s Prince Philip, husband of Queen Elizabeth, dies aged 99
April 10th, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda Prince Philip, husband of Queen Elizabeth and a leading figure in the British royal family for almost seven decades, has died aged 99, Buckingham Palace said on Friday. The Duke of Edinburgh, as he was officially known, had been by his wife’s side throughout her 69-year reign, the longest in British history, during which time […]
Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth’s Husband And Duke Of Edinburgh, Dies At 99
April 9th, 2021 Awake Goy Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh and husband of Queen Elizabeth II, has died at age 99, the royal family announced Friday. Philip and the queen were married for more than 70 years, making him the longest-serving spouse of a reigning British monarch. He was the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family. Philip was […]
‘Why were we not told?’ … A UK woman speaks out on her husband’s adverse reaction to the AstraZeneca injection as he struggles to breathe and cannot walk
March 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Thanks to the UK Column. A must listen. What stands out as seen elsewhere, is the initial denial by the authorities about any connection to the injection. EWR (Thanks to the robinwestenra blog for this link). [embedded content] UK Column 88.9K subscribers Nicola knows all too well that vaccines have dangerous side effects. Her fit, […]
Posted in News Tags: adverse, astrazeneca, husband, injection, reaction, speaks, woman No Comments »Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe’s detention ‘blot on British diplomacy’, says husband ahead of scheduled release
March 3rd, 2021 Awake Goy The five-year-long detainment of a British mother in Iran is a “blot on British diplomacy”, her husband has said. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, who is a British-Iranian dual national, has been detained in Tehran since 2016 when she was sentenced to five years in prison over allegations, which she denies, of plotting to overthrow the Iranian government. […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: british, detention, diplomacy, husband, nazanin, ratcliffe, zaghari No Comments »Truck parked at Capitol on day of riot belongs to husband of GOP congresswoman who quoted Hitler
February 27th, 2021 Awake Goy The truck, which The Daily Beast reported is owned by Chris Miller, the husband of Illinois representative Mary Miller, featured a sticker for the far-right militia movement, The Three Percenters. The militia group, which takes its name from the false claim that only 3 per cent of US colonists fought at any one time during […]
Posted in Americas Tags: belongs, capitol, congresswoman, husband, parked, quoted, truck No Comments »Jake Cohen’s Debut Cookbook is a Love Letter to His Husband, Family and Judaism
February 13th, 2021 Awake Goy Nice Jewish professional chef, Jake Cohen, always had a love for cooking. Rushing home every day as a teenager to watch “Barefoot Contessa,” the Ashkenazi foodie eventually took his hobby and turned it into a profession. He studied at the Culinary Institute of America, worked in test kitchens and restaurants around New York and eventually […]
Doctor censured for suggesting vaccine ‘psychosis’ led husband to murder wife
February 12th, 2021 Awake Goy The Health Ministry said Thursday it would summon a doctor for a reprimand after she suggested that a man who allegedly murdered his wife last week did so as a result of psychosis induced by the coronavirus vaccine. The woman, an obstetrician, made the comments during a discussion on a Whatsapp group with some 250 […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: censured, doctor, husband, Murder, psychosis, suggesting, Vaccine No Comments »Nigerian Woman, Husband and Children, Refused to Renounce Christ When Attacked by Boko Haram
January 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy <span data-mce-type=”bookmark” style=”display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;” class=”mce_SELRES_start”></span> (The Christian Institute) — A Nigerian Christian woman has shared how she refused to turn her back on Christ when she was kidnapped by Boko Haram terrorists. Amina’s family was first attacked by the Islamist group in 2012, when a group of 20 militants […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: children, christ, husband, nigerian, refused, renounce, woman No Comments »Queen Elizabeth II And Husband Prince Philip Receive COVID-19 Vaccinations
January 10th, 2021 Awake Goy LONDON (AP) — Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, have received their COVID-19 vaccinations, royal officials said Saturday. Buckingham Palace officials said in a statement that the 94-year-old monarch and Philip, 99, received their jabs Saturday, joining some 1.5 million people in Britain who have been given a first dose of a vaccine. […]
Queen Elizabeth II and husband Prince Philip receive coronavirus vaccine
January 10th, 2021 Awake Goy Britain’s monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, and her husband, Prince Philip have been inoculated with a COVID-19 vaccine, Buckingham Palace has confirmed. The royal couple received their vaccinations on Saturday at Windsor Castle where they have been isolating since the start of the pandemic. The Queen, 94, and the Duke of Edinburgh, 99, both fall in […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: coronavirus, Elizabeth, husband, Philip, prince, Queen, receive No Comments »Female Boxer Is Prime Suspect in Beating Death of Her Husband
December 8th, 2020 Awake Goy Brazilian boxer Viviane Obenauf, 34, was arrested this week after her husband was found dead in their Switzerland apartment following a “sustained violent assault.” The couple married in January, and Obenauf is accused of beating her husband to death “with a blunt object.” The husband, identified only as Thomas, 61, died of “massive injuries.” He owned a restaurant, Des […]
Ilhan Omar’s Husband’s Firm Received $500K in Bailout Loans, on Top of Millions from Her Campaign
December 8th, 2020 Awake Goy A D.C.-based consulting firm co-owned by Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN)’s husband, Tim Mynett, has received more than $500,000 in Chinese coronavirus bailout money on top of the millions that Omar’s campaign has spent on the company in 2020. Public records show that E Street Group, co-owned by Mynett, received nearly $135,000 in Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) […]
Harris’ husband, Doug Emhoff, poised to make history and break stereotypes
November 12th, 2020 Awake Goy Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved
Posted in Jewish News Tags: break, emhoff, harris, history, husband, poised, stereotypes No Comments »‘My Jewish husband sold everything in order to move to Israel, but Israel won’t let him in’
October 10th, 2020 Awake Goy Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved
Douglas Emhoff, Kamala Harris’ husband, is the Democrats’ newest Jewish star
August 29th, 2020 Awake Goy (JTA) — Democrats chose Florida to roll out their newest Jewish star, Kamala Harris’ Jewish husband, Douglas Emhoff. The vice presidential nominee’s partner opened up on Friday about growing up Jewish and his Jewish involvement today in a webinar organized by Joe Biden’s presidential campaign, offering revelations about the Jewish components of his first date […]
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