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A barrage of gunfire as officers stop the shooter at Joel Osteen’s megachurch, newly released video shows

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Joel Osteen Bankrupt After Local Woman Names And Claims His Estate

HOUSTON, TX — In a shocking turn of events, famed prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen has suddenly gone bankrupt after local woman Carissa Stewart named and claimed his entire estate. Source

Joel Osteen Releases New Edition Of Bible With All Words Redacted

HOUSTON, TX — Houston pastor Joel Osteen has released an exciting new study Bible where he has carefully gone through and redacted every single word of the text: The Redacted Study Bible. Osteen is calling the new edition of the Bible “the most transparent study Bible in history” and claims the redactions were made for […]

Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book

Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book HOUSTON, TX—According to sources, Pastor Joel Osteen entered his Lakewood Church today, only to find the lobby filled with tables with Bibles on them for free—tables that could be covered with his books and merchandise for sale. Joel Osteen immediately became full […]

Joel Osteen Decides To Diversify His Portfolio And Not Invest All His Treasure In Heaven

Joel Osteen Decides To Diversify His Portfolio And Not Invest All His Treasure In Heaven HOUSTON, TX—Portfolio diversification: It’s a basic principle of investing. Unfortunately, many Christians believe they’re supposed to put all their treasure in Heaven, which simply is not smart investing. Pastor Joel Osteen, though, is promoting a stronger portfolio. “Treasure in Heaven […]

Joel Osteen: ‘Attacks Against Me Are Attacks Against The Bible’

HOUSTON, TX—After enduring years of criticism for allegedly mishandling the Bible and leading people to hell with a false gospel of prosperity and “living your best life now,” Joel Osteen has fired back at his critics. According to Osteen, any attack against him is really just an “attack against the Bible.” “An attack on me […]

Exclusive: We Have Acquired Joel Osteen’s Emails

Through a Freedom of Information Act request, we at The Babylon Bee have obtained a selection of Joel Osteen’s emails. Here are the juiciest ones in the batch: Uh-oh, Joel! Got some egg on your face there. Better start naming and claiming a better public image! Stay tuned to The Babylon Bee for all the […]

Joel Osteen Unveils New Ultra-Thin Yacht That Can Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle

Joel Osteen Unveils New Ultra-Thin Yacht That Can Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle HOUSTON, TX—Multimillionaire prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen has come under fire, as some are suggesting he may actually be a grifter who lives in luxury while fleecing a gullible audience. Others cite the words of Jesus when He said, “It’s […]

Joel Osteen ‘Inspiration Cube’ Releasing in Stores This Month: ‘It’s All Positive. It’s Not Negative’

HOUSTON, Texas — The Joel Osteen “Inspiration Cube,” featuring motivational messages from the megachurch minister, is set to be released in stores this month. Osteen has been a controversial figure among Christians as although he speaks to thousands each week, others have expressed concern that his speeches are man-centered and not resembling the biblical gospel. […]

Are You Caught Up In The Megachurch Charlatan Joel Osteen’s Propaganda?

Julie Telgenhoff| Why did it take Megachurch Millionaire Joel Osteen how many days to finally open his Megachurch, Lakewood, up to stranded and dying humans caught up in the hurricane in Houston, Texas? I received some really negative comments from some uninformed people about the following article I posted regarding this situation and the fact […]

While Osteen’s Megachurch Was Closed, Houston Mosques Open Doors To Flood Victims

Houston televangelist and pastor at the Lakewood megachurch Joel Osteen has been largely MIA from the response to Hurricane Harvey, which devastated Southeast Texas over the weekend. He’s come under fire for shuttering his taxpayer-funded, former NBA arena church to those seeking refuge, dubiously using “flooding” as an excuse — even though plenty of images show […]

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