Posts Tagged ‘pants’

Senate Passes ‘SHORTS’ Resolution; John Fetterman Must Wear Pants

The U.S. Senate achieved a rare bipartisan milestone Wednesday when it passed the “SHow Our Respect To the Senate” (SHORTS) act, restoring the dress code and forcing Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) to wear pants on the floor. Source

IARPA’s new pants will record your location

The Intelligence Advanced Research Projects Activity is developing a new tool that brings wearable technology right down to the fiber of your clothing.  Source

Last Man Wearing Pants While Working From Home Finally Caves

SIMPSONVILLE, SC — Sources indicate that the last holdout still wearing full business attire to his work-from-home job has finally caved, going pantsless to his Zoom meetings this morning. “I remember back in April 2020 when I wrote a whole LinkedIn post about the importance of still wearing business attire even when working from home […]

Last Man Wearing Pants While Working From Home Finally Caves

SIMPSONVILLE, SC — Sources indicate that the last holdout still wearing full business attire to his work-from-home job has finally caved, going pantsless to his Zoom meetings this morning. “I remember back in April 2020 when I wrote a whole LinkedIn post about the importance of still wearing business attire even when working from home […]

Fauci Should be In Jail-Until He Hangs, His Neck Snaps & He S#its His Pants

The wording of the Nuremberg Code is VERY clear. No One is allowed to experiment on humans except in a very narrow window in which the lab rat human knows they are being experimented on, ALL possible side effects have been explained to the lab rat human, the Lab rat human volunteers to be a […]

Snopes Rates Claim That Biden Pooped His Pants As ‘Mostly False’ Since It Was More Of A Wet Fart

Snopes Rates Claim That Biden Pooped His Pants As ‘Mostly False’ Since It Was More Of A Wet Fart SAN DIEGO, CA—Fact checkers at Snopes proved their value as beacons of all kinds of truth by rating the claim that Biden pooped his pants as “Mostly False” and informing truth seekers it was actually more […]

CNN Anchors All Poop Pants On Air To Show It’s Perfectly Normal

ATLANTA, GA—CNN, America’s bastion of independent journalism, featured every single anchor pooping their pants on air today in a touching show of support for President Biden. “Our dear hero, the inimitable and faultless President Biden, puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. Then, he poops in them,” said Brian […]

AMC CEO appears to not be wearing pants in YouTube interview

It appears the CEO of AMC lost his pants despite the meteoric rise of the theatre company’s meme stock. As Adam Aron lost control of his web camera during a live YouTube interview, the screen briefly flashes below his light blue shirt and red tie to reveal either a really short pair of short shorts, […]

Watch: Colorado Man Loses Pants in Fight Outside In-N-Out Burger

A fight broke out between customers outside an In-N-Out Burger restaurant in Aurora, Colorado, on Friday, with one patron ending up pantless. A woman who captured video footage of the incident said the brawl began after someone allegedly tried to cut in line, KDVR reported. The Aurora location opened Friday and is one of several […]

Protection, comfort and cargo capacity: A review of the best hiking pants for all day on the trail

(Natural News) Hikers know the importance of choosing the right pair of pants, especially if you’re going to be climbing for a long time. Your clothing must be lightweight so that they’re comfy, but you also need to have clothing that can withstand the outdoors. These hiking pants are some of the […]

[WATCH] Man Arrested for “Sagging Pants” Dies in Jail Cell After Several Guards Pile on Top of Him

Louisiana police first confronted Ervin Edwards because they were responding to a call that he had been arguing with his girlfriend at a gas station. But the argument was over by the time they had arrived. So Port Allen police began hassling him about his sagging pants, which is illegal in that city thanks to […]

We Can Rally Around the Flag. . . and Nature, Peace and Normalcy

Christopher Jon Bjerknes Trump is rallying us around the flag, but he is doing so to cause us to rally around the robber barons, warmongers and perverts. I suspect that Trump is promoting the Constitution selectively to favor the jews who want to pillage our country. I fear he will call for a gold standard […]

Trump ‘has no business being president’ because he would be ‘neutral’ to Israel — Clinton tells AIPAC

If there was any doubt that Hillary Clinton is running to the right of Donald Trump on Israel, she removed it this morning with a fist-pumping hard-right speech to the Israel lobby group AIPAC that mentioned Israeli settlements just once, in passing, and continually derided the idea of American “neutrality” in the conflict, which Trump […]

Syrian Army, Allies Break 4-Year Terrorist Siege on Nubbul & Zahraa in Aleppo

Local Editor The Syrian army and allies managed on Wednesday to break the siege that has been imposed by the terrorist groups on the towns of Nubbul and al-Zahraa in Aleppo northern countryside for around 4 years, according to Al-Manar reporter. In Hama, at least 9 terrorists from the so-called “Ajnad al-Sham Islamic Union” were […]

Denmark Takes A BOLD Stand Against Muslims… Demands THIS Or Get OUT!

Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS– Wherever Muslims decide to invade they make unrealistic demands like prayer breaks while working, eliminating the sweet aroma of bacon cooking on the griddle, the right to wash their stench feet in public wash basins and the list goes on. I, for one am SICK of it. And so is DENMARK. […]

Prosecutors ban Soros Foundation as ‘threat to Russian national security’

From: rt.com The Russian Prosecutor General’s Office has recognized George Soros’s Open Society Institute and another affiliated organization as undesirable groups, banning Russian citizens and organizations from participation in any of their projects. In a statement released on Monday, prosecutors said the activities of the Open Society Institute and the Open […]

Turkish Prime Minister: I Gave Order to Shoot Down Russia’s Plane Myself. “Turkish Armed Forces carried out Orders given by me Personally.”

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