Posts Tagged ‘unrealized’

Father Informs Daughter Of New Tax On Unrealized Halloween Candy Gains

FORT WAYNE, IN—According to sources, local dad Greg Farson taught his children a valuable lesson about taxation today after his kids woke up the day after Halloween to find all their Reeses cups and Snickers bars had been taken. “Listen Willow,” said Farson to his sobbing daughter. “I know I already took a bunch of […]

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