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The New York Times engendered some backlash this week when it published an article that dedicated a massive amount of time to reviewing vibrators while simultaneously referring to women as “people with vulvas.” Source
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New York Times Roasted for Massive Article Reviewing Vibrators, Referring to Women as ‘People with Vulvas’
August 1st, 2023 
Awake Goy 
Posted in NEW YORK TIMES 
Tags: article, massive, referring, reviewing, roasted, Times, vibrators 
No Comments »The Best Cheap (and Excellent) Vibrators Under $35
June 30th, 2023 Awake Goy Trying to find a great, cheap sex toy when you’re horny is like grocery shopping when you’re hungry. If you’re not careful, anything could get in your cart, from toxic jelly dildos to too-potent stalks of ginger (they call it “figging”). Hence, why we’re here to preach the word of affordable vibrators. It is entirely […]
Republicans Are Panicking Because They Somehow Just Found Out You Can Buy Vibrators at CVS
December 13th, 2022 Awake Goy On Saturday night at the New York Young Republicans Club gala, Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene packed enough wild statements into her short speech that it’s difficult to keep count. But one highlight was her need to share her newfound knowledge that you can just walk into a store and buy a sex toy, something […]
Posted in Republicans Tags: because, found, panicking, republicans, somehow, vibrators No Comments »The Best Amazon Black Friday Deals, From Fancy TVs to Luxury Vibrators
November 24th, 2022 Awake Goy Can you smell that, Brad? It’s the sweet, nutmeggy smell of eggnog and Amazon Black Friday deals for breakfast, because the savings are already popping off on the best home goods, kitchen tools, tech, fashion, beauty and sexual wellness finds on the behemoth. Like us, you know that the best Black Friday deals are rolling […]
Horny and Alone? Hot Octopuss’ Solo Vibrators Are 20% Off
September 14th, 2022 Awake Goy Any sex toy can be a partner-friendly sex toy if you’re crafty enough [Shrek butt plug enters the chat], but we do love us a vibrator that goes hard and deep into what it takes to be a truly brain-melting, orgasmic solo sex toy. The folks at Fleshlight, with their legend-status penis strokers, know wassup. […]
Left-wing media editor tells parents to buy erotic vibrators for their children
January 7th, 2018 Awake Goy (Natural News) The “Lifestyle” editor of the United Kingdom-based news outlet Metro recently published a hideous op-ed column chastising parents who don’t sexualize their children at a young age. According to Ellen Scott, it’s perfectly appropriate for parents to purchase sex toys for their underage tots. She further believes that parents who don’t introduce their […]
