Posts Tagged ‘wondering’

Man Wondering Why People Keep Stealing His ‘Come And Take It’ Flag

WICHITA FALLS, TX — Local man Harley Richards has become befuddled as people keep repeatedly stealing his flag that says, “Come and take it”. Source

Obama Wondering Why US Team Didn’t Just Drone Strike Iranians

QATAR – Former president Barack Obama was among the millions of Americans who enjoyed watching the United States’ thrilling 1-0 victory over Iran in the World Cup. However, after the game he had questions about the Americans’ strategy. Source

Man Eating Cereal Out Of Flower Vase Wondering If He Should Do Dishes

MONTGOMERY, AL — Local man Alex Gleitz began wondering today if he ought to perhaps do the dishes, having found himself eating Honey Nut Cheerios out of a flower vase. “Pretty hard to get the spoon in here,” said Mr. Gleitz, tilting the vase. “Hm. Probably just need a longer spoon.” Although typically a fairly […]

Leftists Wondering Why Their Policy Of The Complete And Utter Destruction Of America Isn’t More Popular

Leftists Wondering Why Their Policy Of The Complete And Utter Destruction Of America Isn’t More Popular WASHINGTON, D.C.—It’s been a terrible time for the Left in America. Wokeness is a slur, and President Joe Biden’s approval rating has plummeted, with his agenda crashing and burning and few Americans upset about it. Furthermore, Republicans have soared […]

Wondering what comes next in the Gaza aftermath

“I would never have children as long as I am in Gaza.”, those were my friend’s words years ago that keep haunting me every time I think about how bad the situation in the Gaza Strip is. Her words come to me when I realize that life here is all about surviving; waking up, eating, […]

Census data leaves Latinos wondering: Were we counted?

Several states spent millions of dollars on campaigns to urge residents to complete the census count. But some of the states that ultimately lost out were not among them. “Three of the states with large Latino populations — Arizona, Texas, Florida — who underperformed in the apportionment gains, were also three states that virtually invested […]

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.  “Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol’ devil?” Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. “You can’t hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, […]

If You’re Wondering Why US, israel and Saudi Arabia Cooperate Against Iran, Here’s the Answer

Long before this deal, the US and Israel had already established multiple organizations and teams of both US and Israeli spy agencies charged with targeting different aspects of Iran, from its civilian nuclear program (by assassinating its nuclear scientists and sabotage) to its defensive missile systems (by creating media hue and cry in the West […]

Conference on infertility

The 8th Scientific Congress on Fertility and Infertility organized by the research center of the Shahid Beheshti University of Medical Science will be held at the university campus from December 16-18. Key topics will include roles of metabolic disorders, obesity and hirsutism (excessive growth of facial hair on women) in Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS), new […]

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