IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE “DISCRIMINATED AGAINT BECAUSE YOU ARE A HOG WHICH SPILLS OUT AND TAKES HALF THE SEAT OF THE PASSANGER NEXT TO YOU,. STOP SHOVELOING FOOD IN YOUR PIE HOLE OR DON’T FLY

I no longer fly, but I used to have to fly often.
I learned when a hog sat down next to me and asked if I minded if they lifted the arm rest, I replied, yes I do.

I have a bad arm and need the arm rest.

More kind than saying if I allow you to raise the armrest, about two hundred pounds of your blubber will be squeezing the breath out of me for the hours of the entire flight.

I did not force feed them until they were hogs.
That was their choice.

My choice was not to be forced to be a thin slice of meat in a blubber sandwich.

If you are a blubber hog, buy two seats.

The Ole Dog!

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