Poofness Office & ZAP Update – August 17, 2014

August 18th, 2014

FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda

Greetings and Salutations;

POOF SAID:

The final preparations are being done or are close to being finished. The banking/electronic mechanisms move very slowly as you know so well when on the receiving side. But the machinery is moving and for a change time is on your side. Let the “powers that be” which are at work do their work; let the players have their day and go on about your daily affairs knowing that you have been holding the vision for all these many moons. Gently does it. Pay little attention to all the drama and a lot of attention to the details of how you are going to shift your life. For indeed it will shift. The wherewithall is closer than it has ever been. We’ve thought that it was at this point several times but never as close as now, Never. Understand that we are not privy to everything and have never been but as close as any one to the internal intentions and the details needed to break through. This update is not just about those who hold units; this is about the entire world and corruption that has been afoot for many years. Not just the USofA but the countries that have stepped away from their leadership responsibilities as well. There’s no point in going back over old history. You know all of that; you have read it many times. The point is to be ready for wise words, objective thinking and forward-thinking coaches or counseling or creditable types. You know what will appeal to you. Rest assured you don’t know enough to make this a DIY project. Nor do you want to be part of a con job.

On to more important things. The times are shifting energies in a very profound way. Make room for changes. Make room for new thinking and for new ways of dealing. The collective consciousness has to do it’ s work and it will do better if you all realize you are all indeed a part of this…P…

When our life focus is on material supply, things be-
come the object of our getting. Prayer that’s used to
lure more things — even if they’re necessary things —
relegates prayer to a commercial purpose…and that’s
praying amiss.

So, how may we go about reshaping our prayers? We
can touch on whatever we need or think we need. Af-
ter that we can see how much divine love, and how
much thanksgiving our soul can express — with or
without words.

ZAP SAYS:

HI ALL

SO HERE WE ARE….ALMOST THE LAST ZAP LETTER. I THINK ONE MORE MID WEEK OR BY WEEKEND AS THE CHINESE FAMILY AND THE OLD ONE PUSH THE BUTTON ON THE WHOLE THING.

THIS LAST WEEK SAW MAJOR MOVEMENTS OF THE TRN (TRUCKLOADS) GOING TO WELLS FARGO, FEW MORE IMPORTANT ARRESTS, AND THE FINAL SET TO THE REDEMPTION OF THE HISTORIC BONDS.

THE GURUS OUT THERE ARE MADLY SCRAMBLING TO MILK THE LAST DROPS FROM THE RUMORS, AND IT HAS BEEN QUITE FUN WATCHING THEM TRY TO FIT THE PUZZLE PIECES TOGETHER.

THE HARD REALITY OF WHERE WE ARE IS QUITE SIMPLE. WE ARE IN THE IMPLEMENTATION PHASE OF THE DIVINE PLAN.

THE MASS ARRESTS WILL BE COMING NOW, AND THAT IS ABOUT 100,000 GLOBALLY. THIS WILL KILL THE HEAD OF THE SNAKE STRANGLING US.

THEN THE GLOBAL RESET WILL OCCUR AS YOU DO NOT WANT THESE JERKS TO CREATE A NEW ELITE WHEN THE FUNDS BEGIN MOVING.

THE PPP PACKAGES WILL RESTART FOR THOSE IN THE PROGRAMS, AND NEW PROGRAMS WILL COME INTO BEING TO TAKE CARE OF ALL OTHERS.

REPATRIATION OF THE STOLEN FUNDS WILL OCCUR, AND BE GIVEN BACK IN VARIOUS FORM FACTORS.

THE RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS WILL BEGIN FULL FORCE, AND GET OUR PLANET BACK TO PRISTINE STATE WHERE IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. MASSIVE FUTURE CITIES WILL BE BUILT WITH STAR TREK TYPE OF TECH THAT IS READY TO BE DEPLOYED AND AWAITING ITS TIME.

DID I MISS ANYTHING?

OH YES, THE NEW REPUBLIC OF THE USA WILL BE ANNOUNCED. THE ORGANIC CONSTITUTION WILL BE BROUGHT BACK, AND ADMIRALTY LAW WILL BE OUTLAWED. COMMON LAW WILL BE HERE. BIT MORE FAIR.

—[post by Okie_Oil_Man begins]

GOOD MONDAY AMERICA, SHIPS AT SEA AND ALL OUR WORLD WIDE FRIENDS..

FROM INFORMATION GLEANED OVER THE WEEKEND THIS APPEARS TO BE OUR LAST WEEK ACCORDING TO REPORTS.

THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS MADE AND THE “GLITCHES” OVERCAME HAS BEEN TREMENDOUS.

I HAVE JUST READ WITH GREAT INTEREST THE ZAP, POOF AND SUSAN POST. TO THOSE WHO CHASTISE THESE FINE FOLKS ARE MORE MIS-INFORMED THAN MOST.

I KNOW OF THEIR CONTACTS AND RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE “FAMILY” THAT IS THE BENEFACTOR OF OUR BLESSING.
….
I WOULD CAUTION YOU NOT TO DISCOUNT THE INFORMATION THAT ZAP-POOF-SUSAN POSTS AS THEY ARE THE MOST INFORMED OF ANY OTHER “PROVIDERS” ON THE INTERNET.

THEY ARE NOT IN ANYONE’S HIP POCKET AND HAVE NO AGENDA OF THEIR OWN OTHER THAN POSTING THE TRUTH THAT MOST WOULD NEVER HAVE ACCESS TOO.

I PERSONALLY APPRECIATE THEIR “CORRECT” INFORMATION AND NOT CONTRIBUTING TO THE “GOSSIP HEADQUARTERS ORGANIZATION” THAT SEEMS’ TO PERMEATE THE INTERNET LETS KEEP THE PRAYERS GOING UP FOR THE INEVITABLE AND I AM LOOKING FORWARD WITH GREAT ATTENTION TO THIS WEEK AS HOLDING GREAT OPPORTUNITIES FOR US ALL————

BLESSINGS GALORE–

—[end of Okie_Oil_Man post]

MUCH THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS….VERY APPRECIATED. THIS WAS THE WHOLE POINT: TO DELIVER TRUTH AS BEST AS I AM ABLE, AND SAME WITH JAMES AND SUSAN. THEY HAD A VERY DIFFICULT DECADE OR TWO DOING THIS AND MAINTAINING THE HIGH ROAD AT ALL TIMES.

Hi Susan,

I just have one question for ZAP. Sometimes words don’t need to be spoken or written to get the message through. Silence in itself is also an answer which our politicians have showed us numerous times.

I’ve asked the same question to three independent individuals just in case.

Is the Treaty of Rizq still in effect? (I’m not sure I spelled it correct but then that’s not the key here)

Best regards
O

PUT IT THIS WAY….THERE IS NO OWNERSHIP OF HUMANS. NOW, THERE IS ONLY THE EVOLUTION TO BECOME TAURI AND HAVE MUCH FUN UPSTAIRS. IT IS IMPORTANT TO UPSTAIRS THAT THE HUMAN GENE POOL IS PRESERVED AS WE APPARENTLY HAVE MANY THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH, AND THE REALMS ARE WAITING FOR US.

A PORTION OF THIS SENTIMENT IS APTLY STATED AS FOLLOWS:

I AM YOU, YOU ARE ME
YOU ARE MY OTHER ME
IF I DO HARM TO YOU
I DO HARM TO ME
IF I LOVE AND RESPECT YOU
I LOVE AND RESPECT MYSELF

OH, AND WHEN YOU DO GO UPSTAIRS AND MINGLE WITH THE OTHER SPECIES, DO NOT MENTION EGGS. SENSITIVE SUBJECT AND SOME SPECIES HAVE NO WISH OF DISCUSSING IT.

ZAP, I acknowledge you have a charming sense of humor, and love the tale of yaks going to the world of yik, the yik yaks, if you will. But again in your reports, midweek and Sundays, you make no mention of project funding, other than it is your passion. Is it part of your charming humor to keep all project developers in the dark, looking for the yaks to so we can enter into yik? You seem to purposely avoid the issue, with only intel on rv’s, resets and TRNs.

RJC

AND

ZAP, if the project funding is not eminent, we need be aware The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak. It is not the rare butterfly that will get us, it is the brood of bodacious buxom babes with Amazon spears that will get us. OH NO, MR. BILL, NOT THE BROOD OF BODACIOUS BUXOM BABES WITH AMAZON SPEARS….WE’RE PIG ROAST!!!!

LATELY, I HAVE BEEN MOST PREOCCUPIED WITH THE FUNDING ASPECTS AS MUCH WORK HAS BEFALLEN ME IN THIS REGARD. HOWEVER, IT IS ALMOST TIME, AND I CAN SAY WITH CERTAINTY THAT THE RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS WILL BEGIN IN THE NEXT WEEKS. THE MASSIVE OUTPOURING OF FUNDS WILL BE IN THE Q RANGE, AND WILL BE NON-STOP TO GET THESE OFF THE GROUND GLOBALLY.

THE SINGLE GREATEST ITEM ON THE PLATE IS THE FUKUSHIMA DISASTER. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE FOCUS OF A FEW VERY DEDICATED GROUPS, AMONGST WHICH IS THE HUMANUS.CA WEBSITE WHO HAVE UNDERTAKEN TO DRIVE A PETITION HOME TO GET THIS ADDRESSED. I BELIEVE THEY WILL MAKE A LARGE DIFFERENCE WITH THE TECH THEY HAVE WAITING FOR THIS PURPOSE. THE OFF WORLD TECH WILL PROBABLY BE MADE AVAILABLE TO HELP OUT AS IT HAS BEEN IN THE PAST.

IN PARALLEL, THE OTHER MAJOR PROJECTS DEALING WITH AIR AND WATER REMEDIATION WILL BEGIN IN EARNEST, AND TAKING CARE OF GLOBAL NEEDS STARTING WITH OUR CHILDREN. I HAVE STATED THIS IS OF CRITICAL IMPORTANCE TO LOOK AFTER THEM AND OUR SENIORS. THIS HAS NOT CHANGED. THE HUMANUS GUYS ARE OF THE SAME MIND. MAY THERE BE MORE LIKE THEM.

SO, ALTHOUGH THE PROJECT SIDE IS WHERE I AM AT, THE TRN, RESET, AND OTHER PRELIMINARIES HAD TO BE ADDRESSED BEFORE WE COULD START. THIS WAS TO HAPPEN A YEAR AGO, BUT THE CABAL WAS STILL NIPPING AT OUR HEELS UNTIL NOW. REST EASY AS WE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY, AND GET THE WEBSITE UP AND RUNNING FOR INTAKE. IN THE MEANTIME, THERE IS A GOOD LIST OF PROJECTS ALREADY IN THE QUEUE, AND PENDING THE FUNDS RELEASE. GOOD START.

AND IN REGARDS A PIG ROAST, WE ARE PLANNING A LUAU SOON TO CELEBRATE. I THINK MAUI, OR MAYBE A BIG THINGY IN WAIKIKI SO EVERYBODY CAN ENJOY.

ZAP, there is a contradiction in your mid-week report of yesterday. If the coastlines of the world are going to be totally destroyed sometime in the next 2-3 years, then why be concerned about cleaning up the garbage and regenerating phytoplankton, which would be the last thing of concern during and after the annihilation period? Talk about garbage and cleanup efforts.

RJC

THE REASON BEHIND CLEANING UP GARBAGE IS TO ALLOW THE PHYTOPLANKTON TO REGENERATE AND KEEP PRODUCING OXYGEN. WE ARE ABOUT TO GET STARVED ON OXYGEN, AND WE CAN NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. EVEN WHEN THIS PLANET STARTS SLOSHING ABOUT AND THE COASTLINES SUFFER, AT LEAST THE PHYTOPLANKTON WILL STILL BE THERE AND KEEP ON GENERATING. RIGHT NOW, THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH PLASTIC (YES PLASTIC IN MICRONIZED FORM AND BIGGER) DISPLACING THESE OXYGEN GENERATORS, IN ADDITION TO THE NEWLY CREATED DANGER OF FUKUSHIMA.

Hi Susan, Zap & Crew!

Questions:

New Republic needs more pigs? How/where do I find out who, what, when, where, how?

U.S. Marshals – not enough? How can one “JOIN YOUR LOCAL FORCE TODAY AND HELP GET THE PACKS OUT”?

Thank you again and again and again!
D

HMMMM….SEND 19.95 TO GET YOUR APPLICATION PACKAGE. I THINK THEY FIGURED IT OUT, BUT I WILL KNOW IN THE NEXT DAYS HOW THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT. THEY ARE SHORT STAFFED CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF WORK, BUT I GUESS OVERTIME PAYS WELL.

Hi Zap, Pressing last min question…

The one thing that is distracting for me (as far as putting my full focus on what creatively & expansively lies ahead to do, to midwife a new energy frequency into being), is wondering how probable the banks planning a “bail-in” theft here in the US is. (Well, I assume that is the old-guard plan, but wondering if a newer more benevolent plan IS overriding that specific action..)

YES. THERE IS ANOTHER PLAN IN PLACE. OVER THE LAST 2 YEARS, OVER 2000 BANKS WERE CLOSED DOWN FOR BAD BEHAVIOR (STEALING) BY THE OLD ONE, AND FUNDS REPATRIATED TO BE UTILIZED FOR HUMANITY AT THIS TIME. HE WAS PISSED AT THESE JERKS AND TOOK APPROPRIATE ACTION.

Yes, I realize there will be project funds avail to carry-on carrying on, but if personal currency-adjustment-related monies were confiscated, the creative plans I’ve also concocted for that initial band-aid would be majorly & messily disrupted.

NOPE. DO NOT WORRY. ALL IS INTACT AND WHATEVER PLANS YOU HAVE, CAN BE IMPLEMENTED. ALL IS WELL. NO MORE STEALING. JUST LIKE NO MORE WAR.

Sure, I get the directive to move digital cash into hard items like real estate or metals, barter/useful items etc etc., but for the large bulk remainder a bank is the convenient obvious place to keep it stored. IS THIS A BAD IDEA??

I very much look forward to receiving your input re this…
😉
C

THE BANKS WILL BE SAFE TO WAREHOUSE YOUR MONEY. THE NEW SYSTEM BEING PUT IN PLACE BY THE OLD ONE, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE ARRESTS, WILL ENSURE THAT. YOU ARE OK. ANYTHING ELSE IS FEAR MONGERING.

Hi there,

Why is Zap recommending restoral of the coastlines, if previously he stated they will be devastated by the coming pole shift, and that coastal dwellers should move inland?

Thanks,
S

BECAUSE I IS SMARTS AND CAN FIGURZ OUT THAT LITTLE TEENY ORGANIZZIMS GOTS TO MAKES STUFFS TO BREATHZ, OR WEZE DIEZ. AND I GOTZ A CURTIFICATI THAT SAYZ I IS SMARTS ON MY WALZ.

(SORRY, COULDN’T HELP THAT…IT WUZ THERE).

So OK at this point I will assume you either A. Did not ask or B. Asked and forgot to tell me an answer. Well look all I will say is this I’ve tried contacting you 3 times now on procurement of your purple live stock and I’ve yet to have been replied too. I mean is it so hard to ask if I may purchase a purple male porker to eat? Is it? Well I guess so huh? I mean i know y’all are busy but this is getting very disrespectful by not responding. So I will send this give you a week then buy my hog from some where’s else. I mean I’m prepared to pay 1-5k for your purple livestock should that not be sufficient incentive enough? Anyway so you’ve got a week if no reply then I will go somewhere else.

On Aug 11, 2014 12:54 PM, N wrote:
A thousand pardons but have you asked? I mean with Maliki being removed in all I got to prepare for my feast now and the pig being cornerstone I must know if I can buy your purple strain of swine or if I should go find another source of swine. So due get back to me yes? I know y’all are busy in all but I need to know yes or no on buying your livestock.
Thanks.
N
On Aug 7, 2014 10:19 PM, N wrote:

Hey man question I am holding a big rv BBQ and I am in need of some meat but I would like for it to be exotic ya know? Something out of the ordinary…. So I wonder you know zap yes? So I need you to do me a favor….. I wish to buy some of this purple colored swine. So how much per lb is purple pig meet sir? How much for a whole pig? Dose he butcher them or sell individual cuts of meat such as tenderloins or brisket or ribs?

What kind of payment and processing dose he offer?

And if you think I am kidding sir I must lament I am dead serious i mean I live near a lot of farms and I could easily go bye a porker from a farmer but however purple pig seems a bit more unique and seeing how he raises this swine strain I guess he shall be whom I buy it from.

So due ask him if I may purchase some of his purple live stock for it would be a great service to me seeing as I can’t ask him directly.

Also is purple meat safe for humanoid consumption? And is there any special cooking requirements involved with purple meat?

Anyway due ask him yes?

DEAR N. I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR NOT ANSWERING YOU SOONER, BUT WE RAN OUT OF REGULAR STOCK, AND THE BREEDING SEASON IS DIFFERENT FROM REGULAR PIGS. REARING FLYING PURPLE PORKERS IS NOT AN EASY TASK. WE DESPERATELY TRIED TO FILL YOUR ORDER AND ATTEMPTED TO CATCH SOME WITH OUR HOT AIR BALLOON, BUT WE WERE JUST TOO SLOW, AND THEY WERE TOO FAST. WE DID CATCH ONE, BUT HE INHALED SOME HELIUM AND MADE US LAUGH AND WE LOST OUR GRIP. HOWEVER, BE HEARTENED. WE HAVE MADE APPROPRIATE ARRANGEMENTS TO GET YOU AT LEAST 10 PURPLE PIGS FOR YOUR FUNCTION AT $5,000 EACH, AND IT WAS NOT AN EASY TASK. WE WILL BE SENDING YOU OUR BANKING COORDINATES FOR THE PAYMENT, AND PLEASE ADVISE OF DELIVERY ADDRESS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

(MISS PHIPPS, GO AND GET THOSE 10 PIGS AT $200 EACH AND A BOTTLE OF PURPLE DYE AND SOME RUBBER GLOVES)

IN SUMMARY, BUSINESS IS GOOD, AND WE WILL BE GETTING PROJECT FUNDS IN SHORTLY DUE TO A NEW PIG VENTURE THAT OUR MARKETING TEAM HAS BRILLIANTLY ENABLED.

NOW THAT MALIKI HAS CUT HIS DOOR #2 DEAL AND IS OUT OF THE PICTURE, THE COUNTRY IS DOING A MOP UP OF THE PESKY FANATICS THAT WOULD CONTINUE A STUPID WAR OF NEANDERTHAL PROPORTIONS. THE RV IS PRETTY WELL A DONE DEAL AND CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS IN THIS REGARD WILL BEGIN TO PAY OUT THIS WEEK.

THE UNITED NATIONS WILL COME ALIVE IN THIS NEXT PHASE OF THE PLAN, AND REAL PROGRESS WILL BE MADE ON THE PROJECT SIDE TO THE BENEFIT OF OUR HUMANITY INSTEAD OF THE LIP SERVICE IN DAYS PAST.

I ALSO PREDICT (FIRST PREDICTION) THAT THE DINAR GURUS WILL DISAPPEAR. DON’T ASK HOW I KNOW. JUST DIAL IN AT 9 FOR THE FACTS. I AM NOT MILKING NOTHIN.

THE MAJOR ACCOUNTS DESTINED FOR HUMANITY ARE AT THE READY FOR RELEASE, THE POLITICIANS AND CABAL MEMBERS ARE ALMOST ALL GONE, AND HUMANITY WILL BREATHE.

ALMOST FORGOT…DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THE DRUG CARTELS WILL LAUNDER MONEY NOW? CURIOUS. THEY HAVE MANY WAREHOUSES OF USD THAT ARE GOING TO BE ROTTING. SOUVENIR DOLLARS? AT $1.99 PER DOLLAR? HMMM….MISS PHIPS!….

THANKS ALL FOR THE LAST YEAR AND THE INTERESTING INPUT, SALIENT QUESTIONS, AND OTHER TIDBITS I HAD MUCH FUN WITH. I HOPE I HAVE NOT INSULTED ANYBODY AND GIVEN SOME INSIGHT. I TRULY LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING WITH MOST OF YOU ON THE PROJECT SIDE TO COME, AND ROLLING UP THE SLEEVES.

AND YES YES THE FAMOUS FLYING PURPLE PIGS ARE REALLY GETTING A WORKOUT THIS WEEK AS IT ALL BEGINS NOW. I EXPECT THE ANNOUNCEMENTS TO BE THIS WEEK IN MANY AREAS OF INTENSE INTEREST. APPLICATIONS FOR THE FUTURE PPP (PURPLE PIG PROGRAM) WILL BE COMMENCING ON THE FIRST OF THE MONTH. SMALL FEE….MISS PHIPS!….

REMEMBER TO NOT GET CAUGHT UP IN THE DRAMA OF THE LAST TRAUMA, AND PREPARE FOR THE CHANGES. GOD BLESS, AND MUCH THANKS TO THE AGENCIES, ARMED FORCES AND OUR DEAR SEALS FOR THEIR SACRIFICE AND VERY VERY HARD WORK.

AND ESPECIALLY THE OLD ONE…THE REAL GRAND FATHER. MAY THE LIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE BLESS YOU ALWAYS.

IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE
ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”

May this be the last time or second to last time we have to mention the necessity to remind you of the need for contributions to keep the lights on. Please go to Paypal.com the account to send to is [email protected] ….I very much appreciate all your assistance thru out this year…Namaste Day…Susan

Love and Kisses,

“THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS”

Susan and Staff

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