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November 18th, 2020 
Awake Goy
There may soon be a social media manager opening at the Vatican after the Pope’s Instagram account was caught ‘liking’ a photo of a Brazilian bikini model in a sexy schoolgirl outfit.
According to reports and alleged screenshots purporting to show the social media faux pas, none other than Pope Francis gave his blessing to 27-year-old Brazilian glamour model Natalia Garibotto.
“At least I’m going to heaven,” Garibotto quipped, enjoying the unlikely endorsement.
Pope Francis’ Instagram account boasts 7.2 million followers so it was somewhat inevitable that some among the faithful would spot the Pope’s official Instagram name, Franciscus, among those who liked the sultry snap.
At least I’m going to heaven https://t.co/w3nMYWVR6T
— Natalia Garibotto (@NataaGataa) November 13, 2020
The official papal account no longer appears to like the picture but social media never forgets. Reactions to the mishap poured in over the weekend, with some claiming the Pope himself had fallen into a ‘thirst trap’.
The more pious on Twitter offered their digital ‘thoughts and prayers’ to the Pontiff, who appeared to be enduring severe temptation. Some of the more devout called for calm, insisting there was no way the Pope himself ran his own social media accounts, while others encouraged people to follow the Bible alone.
Uncharacteristically for a celibate servant of God, Pope Francis said earlier this year that sexual pleasure is a divine gift, so perhaps his recent social media activity shouldn’t come as a surprise.
“The pleasure of eating is there to keep you healthy by eating, just like sexual pleasure is there to make love more beautiful and guarantee the perpetuation of the species,” Pope Francis said.
Meanwhile, the Pope endorsed same-sex civil unions last month, sparking many to joke about whether the Pontiff was now reconsidering whether masturbation is a sin in Catholicism.
Sure she’s attractive and beautiful and all but the Pope shouldn’t “like” that. He should tell her instead to put some clothes on, dress more decent, get married, make some beautiful babies like her. If she thinks she’s so beautiful and she should reproduce, make more beautiful girls like her. Why be infertile, let other ugly women reproduce while she doesn’t spread her beautifulness. This should be a good religious advice. Well a little bit awkward as it kinda trashes the ugly girls and religious leaders shouldn’t thrash someone who is ugly but still if it would have helped Natalia Garibotto and others like her get normal, well why not?
He should tell her that all of the beautify that she’s so proud of and self-loves, is all just temporary and in a few years she’s gonna be a lonely sad old woman, all washed up, used and useless. She’s liked now because she’s young and hot but later? Besides what’s to gain from being liked by people? Why seek their attention? That’s just crazy, women are crazy… as this purely a woman thing. They wanna be craved for, wanted and liked while not offering anything. Its not like they sleep with all their fans or something so what’s the point of wanting them to want you?????? Women are extremely illogical.
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