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Speaking as a former barista, I was pretty excited when I heard about Breville’s newest high-tech espresso machine, especially since I’ve found the brand’s earlier models to be among the best home espresso machines in the game. The Breville Barista Touch Impress, huh? Having a hard time relating to this one, since I’m far past […]
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The Breville Barista Touch (Almost) Turned Me Into a Latte Artist
January 21st, 2023 
Awake Goy I don’t get along with caffeine. I’ll never forget the time I had a glass of RC Cola as a kid (that was my first mistake, who even drinks that???), and had no idea why I was so ill with unexplainable physical symptoms for the rest of the day. This relationship with caffeine followed me […]
The Best Nespresso Machines for Pretending Like You Have a Live-in Barista
January 4th, 2023 Awake Goy It’s 2023, and even though it’s only January, we’re all tired. Nobody wants to spend months learning to make sourdough anymore, because that great bakery in the neighborhood has a killer bread subscription (and 2020 was literally three years ago); we’re over making over-embellished charcuterie boards (or worse, [cough], butter boards), because we’ve realized that […]
In Affirmative Action Program, Starbucks Forced To Hire One Straight Male Barista
November 5th, 2022 Awake Goy U.S. – In a groundbreaking affirmative action program aimed at diversifying its workforce, Starbucks has hired its first and only straight white cis-male barista. Source
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