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GREENVILLE, SC—According to sources, local wife Kaitlyn Vargas had to delay meal preparation at her home this evening in order to don a military-style bomb suit before opening a pressurized can of Pillsbury biscuits. “Yeah, I’ve been opening these things for years. I take no chances when it comes to opening a can of biscuits,” she […]
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‘I don’t like the 666’: Pope rejects suspect donation from Argentinian government
June 14th, 2016 
Awake Goy Scholas Occurrente is an international educational network that was created at the initiative of the Pontiff following his election in 2013. The funds from the center-right Argentinian government were to go to covering the cost of maintaining its Buenos Aires headquarters and providing salaries for 36 of its staff, but the offer was rebuffed in a […]
