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HELL — Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the underworld’s first Chick-Fil-A franchise, but it will only serve cauliflower sandwiches. Source
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Hell Finally Gets Chick-Fil-A, But It Will Only Serve Cauliflower Sandwiches
February 12th, 2023 
Awake Goy 9 Times Chick-fil-A Employees Saved A Customer’s Life In The Drive-Thru
October 2nd, 2022 Awake Goy Not all heroes wear capes, but lots of them wear red polos and goofy-looking yellow suspenders. Here we have collected nine legendary tales of when Chick-fil-A employees literally saved a customer’s life in the drive-thru: Source
Embarrassed Chick-Fil-A Execs Discover Their Cows Have Been Making Tons Of Spelling Errors
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were “shocked and embarrassed” to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making “egregious and inexcusable spelling errors” for years. One exec was reportedly driving by one of the company’s billboards and realized with horror that basic words like […]
Embarrassed Chick-Fil-A Execs Discover Their Cows Have Been Making Tons Of Spelling Errors
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were “shocked and embarrassed” to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making “egregious and inexcusable spelling errors” for years. One exec was reportedly driving by one of the company’s billboards and realized with horror that basic words like […]
Embarrassed Chick-Fil-A Execs Discover Their Cows Have Been Making Tons Of Spelling Errors
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were “shocked and embarrassed” to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making “egregious and inexcusable spelling errors” for years. One exec was reportedly driving by one of the company’s billboards and realized with horror that basic words like […]
Chick-Fil-A Manager Struck Dead After Playing Secular Music In Restaurant
September 7th, 2022 Awake Goy OVERLAND PARK, KS — The world’s leading Christian fast food chain suffered a tragedy today as the manager of a local Chick-Fil-A was apparently struck dead shortly after playing secular music in the restaurant. The manager, identified as Luis Garcia, had been a loyal Chick-Fil-A employee for several years prior to his promotion to the […]
Chick-Fil-A Manager Struck Dead After Playing Secular Music In Restaurant
September 7th, 2022 Awake Goy OVERLAND PARK, KS — The world’s leading Christian fast food chain suffered a tragedy today as the manager of a local Chick-Fil-A was apparently struck dead shortly after playing secular music in the restaurant. The manager, identified as Luis Garcia, had been a loyal Chick-Fil-A employee for several years prior to his promotion to the […]
Every American Life Saved After Chick-Fil-A Takes Over Kabul Airport Evacuation
August 21st, 2021 Awake Goy KABUL—After the government spectacularly botched the evacuation of Afghanistan, Chick-fil-A scrambled to the rescue and was quickly put in charge of the operation. Within a few hours, every single American at the Kabul airport was comfortably seated on a commercial airliner and munching away at a delicious Chick-fil-A sandwich and sipping on a sweet tea. […]
McDonald’s Employee Who Said ‘My Pleasure’ Under Fire For Appropriating Chick-Fil-A Culture
July 17th, 2021 Awake Goy McDonald’s Employee Who Said ‘My Pleasure’ Under Fire For Appropriating Chick-Fil-A Culture FRANKLIN, TN—”OK, that’ll be two Big Mac meals supersized with sweet teas? No problem, that’ll be $22.37 at the first window,” said McDonald’s employee Bridget Etherton just before her shift ended on Friday. If she’d just stopped talking, her life would have continued […]
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No Comments »Bad News: First Marvel Movie In Two Years Is Coming Out, But It’s About Some Chick
July 7th, 2021 Awake Goy Bad News: First Marvel Movie In Two Years Is Coming Out, But It’s About Some Chick U.S.—Moviegoers everywhere are excited for the very first Marvel movie in over two years. Fanboys can’t wait to see yet another action-filled, special effects-laden spectacle about a man in a robot suit or a god with lightning powers, but […]
Keystone XL Pipeline To Be Repurposed To Transport Chick-Fil-A Sauce
May 12th, 2021 Awake Goy ALBERTA—In response to a national sauce shortage brought on by supply chain issues, Chick-Fil-A has purchased the Keystone XL Pipeline and will repurpose it to carry millions of gallons of glorious Chick-Fil-A sauce to desperate Americans. “This was a no-brainer,” said CEO Dan Cathy. “Americans consume 32 billion gallons of Chick-Fil-A sauce every day. This […]
Chick Corea, Grammy-winning jazz pianist, dies aged 79
February 12th, 2021 Awake Goy Jazz pianist Chick Corea has passed away at the age of 79 from a rare form of cancer, according to a statement posted on his website. The renowned jazz musician began his career in 1966 and won a staggering 23 Grammy awards for his work. “I want to thank all of those along my journey […]
Hippy Chick is Told About Her Leftist Mind Pathology
August 1st, 2020 Awake Goy A hippy girl learns the truth about Hitler and white genocide. Sub my bitchute. Help out a nigga in need, yo!
Chick-Fil-A Opens Sunday To Save Passengers Stranded At Atlanta Airport
December 19th, 2017 Awake Goy Chick-Fil-A Opens Sunday To Save Passengers Stranded At Atlanta Airport Jamie White PrisonPlanet.com December 18th 2017 Chick-Fil-A broke its longstanding rule and served fried chicken to thousands of stranded passengers on a Sunday after the world’s busiest airport shut down for hours without power. Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport lost power Sunday afternoon, causing over 1,000 […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: airport, Atlanta, chick, opens, passengers, stranded, sunday No Comments »Brexit: Final Polls Show “Remain” Leading
June 23rd, 2016 Awake Goy Andrew AnglinDaily Stormer June 23, 2016 Democracy is so retarded. Leave was leading a couple days ago, now Remain is leading again. Daily Mirror: The Remain camp swung back into the lead in the two final polls before the EU referendum. A survey by ComRes for the Daily Mail and ITV News gave Remain a […]
Personal Transformation Key to Beating Stage IV Cancer: Survivor
March 9th, 2016 Awake Goy Alex Pietrowski, StaffWaking Times Everyone loves a miracle, and as cancer rates continue to rise around the world, those who are able to beat cancer and survive the chemotherapy and radiation industry are walking, talking proof that miracles do happen. After thyroid cancer spread throughout her body, Candice-Marie Fox decided to […]
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