Posts Tagged ‘composed’

God Confirms Trumpet Sound At The Second Coming Will Be Composed By Hans Zimmer

HEAVEN—Christians around the world are thrilled after the Almighty confirmed recent rumors that the trumpet sound played at the return of Christ will be composed by none other than Hans Zimmer. “No one knows the day or the hour of His return, but now we all know what it will sound like,” said Celestial Spokesangel Michael. […]

FBI “Domestic Terrorism” Unit Is Composed Of Reckless Sexual Predators Who Keep Rainbow Dildos In Their Office and Show Up To Work Drunk, Explosive New Lawsuit Alleges

Sending a colleague a picture of you pleasuring yourself with a rainbow colored dildo at work would get you immediately fired if you worked at McDonalds, but the rules are different at the FBI.  The photo above was submitted as evidence in a bombshell civil rights lawsuit by Supervisory Special Agent Karen Veltri against the Department of Justice over allegations of systematic sexual harassment, […]

Jim Steinman, who composed hits for Celine Dion and Meat Loaf, dead at 73

 Jim Steinman, the Grammy-winning American-Jewish composer who was famous for writing Meat Loaf’s “Bat Out Of Hell” debut album and hits for Celine Dion, Bonnie Tyler and many other artists, has died at 73, according to his brother. Bill Steinman told The Associated Press that his brother died from kidney failure Monday after a long […]

Music – Indonesia – Kampung Halaman, composed by Levi Gunardi

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Rifle found at El Chapo’s hideout tied to Fast and Furious

One of the guns that Mexican officials say was found at the hideout of drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera has been found to be associated with Fast and Furious, a failed “gun-walking” operation, according to the Justice Department. The department said in a letter to members of Congress that a […]

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