Posts Tagged ‘enrollment’

College enrollment on decline in US

Many American young people are figuring out there are more rewards from pissing into the wind on a freezing day than going deep in debt to get a degree from a “college” where staff and “professors” hate America and teach total bullshit. An added determent is the fact many of the egg head bastions of […]

Jesus Decimates Enrollment At Galilee’s School For The Blind

CAPERNAUM — Town officials are concerned after receiving multiple complaints from faculty at Galilee’s School for the Blind this week after Jesus of Nazareth apparently went on a healing spree and decimated the school’s enrollment. Source

Combined Enrollment In America’s 4 Largest Safety Net Programs Hits A Record High Of 236 Million

Margaret Thatcher once said that the problem with socialism “is that eventually you run out of other people’s money”.  As you will see below, the combined enrollment in America’s four largest safety net programs has reached a staggering 236 million.  Of course that doesn’t mean that 236 million people are getting benefits from […]

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