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The US Army has increased its largest enlistment bonus by 25% as it tries to overcome pandemic-related disruptions and entice recruits to fill key positions according to reports. The maximum bonus has been raised from $40,000 to $50,000 for the first time the Associated Press reported on Wednesday, citing the head of Army Recruiting Command. […]
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8 Ways To Entice Your Bored Congregants Back To Church
July 21st, 2021 
Awake Goy Brought to you by: Hey you! Yeah you, pastor! Is your church boring? Is your congregation leaving in droves to go to the cool church down the street that has hot worship leaders and laser lights? You gotta fix that. Here’s how to make sure your bored congregants come back next Sunday. 1) Offer VIP backstage […]
To Entice New Yorkers To Get Vaccinated, Cuomo Offering Coupon For Free Back Rub
May 15th, 2021 Awake Goy NEW YORK, NY—In order to get New Yorkers vaccinated, Governor Andrew Cuomo is offering coupons for one free back rub per individual who gets the shot. Strangely, the offer seems to be limited to younger women, and those redeeming the coupon must sign an NDA before receiving their back rub at Cuomo’s private residence. Cuomo’s […]
UNESCO aims to entice US back in with promises of depoliticization
December 5th, 2020 Awake Goy Three years after the United States quit UNESCO, the United Nations’ cultural agency, over accusations of anti-Israel bias, diplomats say the Paris-based body has managed to put its house in order, potentially easing the way for Washington’s return.The agency, founded in the ashes of World War Two to protect the common cultural inheritance of humanity, […]
CNN is a ‘fact-free zone’ on everything from Obamacare to vaccines and even Trump
July 3rd, 2016 Awake Goy (NaturalNews) The mainstream media, as it is called, is becoming less and less trustworthy, as evidenced by its declining readership and viewership. One of the worst offenders of biased, politically lopsided and factually incorrect coverage is CNN. When reporting on everything from likely GOP presidential nominee Donald J. Trump, to GMOs and vaccines, […]
