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Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of Freshly Printed Dollars

LAREDO, TX—The Biden administration has announced that in lieu of continuing to build the racist border wall, we will instead “plug the gaps” in the wall with America’s most abundant resource, huge piles of cash. “Being president is so easy,” said a beaming Joe Biden.  “People keep coming to me with these soup cans, I mean […]