RSS Feed
CLAREMONT, CA — Theologians at the Claremont School of Theology put forward additional evidence that God has a sense of humor by pointing out that 1 out of every 20 pistachios tastes like flaming hot garbage. Source
Posts Tagged ‘hilarious’
In Hilarious Prank, God Makes 1 Out Of Every 20 Pistachios Taste Like Flaming Rotten Garbage
January 28th, 2023 
Awake Goy
Posted in Jewish News 
Tags: every, flaming, hilarious, makes, pistachios, prank, taste 
No Comments »16 Bizarre, Impressive and Hilarious Funerary Masks of the Ancient World
October 2nd, 2022 Awake GoyThroughout history, many cultures and civilizations created funerary masks as part of their burial customs. The masks were used to represent a deceased individual, to honor them, and to cover their faces at the time of burial. Read more Section: Artifacts Other Artifacts News Read Later Source
Posted in Jewish News Tags: ancient, bizarre, funerary, hilarious, impressive, masks, world No Comments »Bodyguard’s Hilarious Queen Elizabeth Story Resurfaces In Wake Of Her Death
September 9th, 2022 Awake GoyIn the wake of Queen Elizabeth II’s death on Thursday, some are opting to remember her humor — such as BuzzFeed News journalist David Mack. On Thursday, Mack shared a video of the queen’s former royal protection officer, Richard Griffin, telling a very funny story about the monarch in honor of her Platinum Jubilee in […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: bodyguard, Death, Elizabeth, hilarious, Queen, resurfaces, story No Comments »2022 Comedy Pet Photography Awards Releases Finalists—With Hilarious Pups Going Nuts, Happy Horses, Diabolical Cats
September 5th, 2022 Awake GoyOur hilarious pets’ antics never get old. This opens the door for endless comedic photography opportunities. It’s not always convenient for everyone to just pack up their cameras and fly off to South Africa to snap pachyderms on safari, or to jungles in West Asia to photograph big cats. But there’s a pretty good chance […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: awards, comedy, finalists, going, hilarious, photography, releases No Comments »2022 Comedy Pet Photography Awards Releases Finalists—With Hilarious Pups Going Nuts, Happy Horses, Diabolical Cats
September 5th, 2022 Awake GoyOur hilarious pets’ antics never get old. This opens the door for endless comedic photography opportunities. It’s not always convenient for everyone to just pack up their cameras and fly off to South Africa to snap pachyderms on safari, or to jungles in West Asia to photograph big cats. But there’s a pretty good chance […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: awards, comedy, finalists, going, hilarious, photography, releases No Comments »2022 Comedy Pet Photography Awards Releases Finalists—With Hilarious Pups Going Nuts, Happy Horses, Diabolical Cats
September 5th, 2022 Awake GoyOur hilarious pets’ antics never get old. This opens the door for endless comedic photography opportunities. It’s not always convenient for everyone to just pack up their cameras and fly off to South Africa to snap pachyderms on safari, or to jungles in West Asia to photograph big cats. But there’s a pretty good chance […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: awards, comedy, finalists, going, hilarious, photography, releases No Comments »2022 Comedy Pet Photography Awards Releases Finalists—With Hilarious Pups Going Nuts, Happy Horses, Diabolical Cats
September 5th, 2022 Awake GoyOur hilarious pets’ antics never get old. This opens the door for endless comedic photography opportunities. It’s not always convenient for everyone to just pack up their cameras and fly off to South Africa to snap pachyderms on safari, or to jungles in West Asia to photograph big cats. But there’s a pretty good chance […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: awards, comedy, finalists, going, hilarious, photography, releases No Comments »HILARIOUS: The “amazing” 4-SECOND TEST of “renewable energy” in California did NOT include city of Los Angeles and DID include use of fossil fuels
September 4th, 2022 Awake Goy(Natural News) After California’s “green energy” grid completely collapsed last summer in the middle of a heat wave, they began implementing the non-user-friendly-policy of rolling blackouts. Expect widespread power outages for the next five years, the politicians have warned all Californians. Sounds like a very promising play book so far, if you want to travel […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: amazing, california, energy, hilarious, include, renewable, second No Comments »HILARIOUS: The “amazing” 4-SECOND TEST of “renewable energy” in California did NOT include city of Los Angeles and DID include use of fossil fuels
September 4th, 2022 Awake Goy(Natural News) After California’s “green energy” grid completely collapsed last summer in the middle of a heat wave, they began implementing the non-user-friendly-policy of rolling blackouts. Expect widespread power outages for the next five years, the politicians have warned all Californians. Sounds like a very promising play book so far, if you want to travel […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: amazing, california, energy, hilarious, include, renewable, second No Comments »HILARIOUS! China Is Aggressively Reselling Russian Gas To Europe
August 31st, 2022 Awake GoyREAD HERE: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/china-aggressively-reselling-russian-gas-europe Source
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: aggressively, china, Europe, hilarious, reselling, russian No Comments »Hilarious “COVID Test” – Must See!
December 27th, 2021 Awake Goy» Hilarious “COVID Test” – Must See!Yesterday at 11:37 am by PurpleSkyz » After Thousands of Parents Refused to Comply, California School District Reverses Child Jab MandateYesterday at 11:31 am by PurpleSkyz » Facebook now censoring The British Medical Journal because new science goes against Pfizer’s lies and deceptionYesterday at 11:27 am by PurpleSkyz » New studies show that the COVID vaccines […]
Hilarious Sunday Morning Comedy Routine Interrupted By Bible Verse
December 24th, 2021 Awake GoyTULSA, OK—Local preacher, Timothy Hodges, had the crowd erupting in violent laughter on Sunday before bombing completely after referencing Mark 9:43. Many churchgoers were instantly reminded that they were, in fact, in church and not in a comedy club. “My stomach hurts; I was laughing so much,” Suzie Champlain said. “He was talking about how […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: bible, comedy, hilarious, interrupted, morning, routine, sunday No Comments »AOC And Pelosi’s Hilarious Climate Statements
November 17th, 2021 Awake GoyNancy Pelosi and AOC both believe that the US leads on climate change. They’re thinking of the wrong metric. The US leads on pollution, not innovation and driving change. Lee Camp argues that AOC and Nancy Pelosi need to dive deeper, and disputes their claim that the United States is leading the world in climate […]
Hilarious! Gas Station Puts Hunter Biden Meme on Their Sign, ‘Hope Gas Prices Don’t Get Too High’
May 15th, 2021 Awake GoyThe Lewis Country Store in Nashville flashed a series of memes on its sign, such as Fox News host Tucker Carlson laughing and an empty gas gauge with the Biden/Harris logo. “Hope gas prices don’t get too high,” one side of the meme reads, with the other side showing an infamous photo of Hunter posing […]
Forget Yo Momma Jokes — Here Are 7 Hilarious Yo Birthing Person Jokes
May 8th, 2021 Awake GoyBrought to you by There’s nothing like a savage “yo momma” joke — but it’s the current year, and we can’t say “momma” anymore, unfortunately. But we’ve got you covered with these 7 savage “yo birthing person” jokes that will diss all your friends and get the whole squad laughing. 1. Yo birthing person is […]
Anti-Mask Protesters Rush Mall, Create Hilarious Chaos
January 7th, 2021 Awake GoyShoppers and employees at the Century City mall on Sunday became the target of anti-mask protesters who forcefully spread their message to anyone wearing a mask — which was everyone at the mall because masks are required. “We see the protesters with the megaphones saying no masks. Take off the masks. Open back […]
Australian YouTube star CatboyKami Banned after making hilarious Blackface Live Stream
July 29th, 2020 Awake GoyHome » Australia, Comedy, Videos » Australian YouTube star CatboyKami Banned after making hilarious Blackface Live Stream An Australian Youtuber has been condemned after painting his face black and identifying as a “transnigga”, using the N-word and dressing up as a police officer to mock the death of George Floyd on webcam chat […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: after, Australian, banned, catboykami, hilarious, making, YouTube No Comments »Ex-CIA Director Thinks US Hypocrisy About Election Meddling Is Hilarious
February 19th, 2018 Awake GoyTake off the terrorist’s mask, and it’s the CIA. Take off the revolutionary’s mask, and it’s the CIA. Take off the Hollywood producer’s mask, and it’s the CIA. Take off the billionaire tech plutocrat’s mask, and it’s the CIA. Take off the news man’s mask, and guess what? It’s the motherfucking CIA. CIA […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: about, director, election, hilarious, hypocrisy, meddling, thinks No Comments »Trump Family Launches Hilarious State-Run Propaganda News Network “Trump TV”
August 17th, 2017 Awake GoyBy Aaron Kesel In a world of fake news and alternative facts it can be hard to get the “truth,” so U.S. President Donald Trump has quietly launched his own ‘propaganda’ news network in a move straight out of George Orwell’s dystopian society 1984, a Ministry of Truth. In Orwell’s novel, the Ministry of […]
Posted in World News, World Politics Tags: family, hilarious, launches, network, propaganda, state, Trump No Comments »Artist Suffering From Anxiety & Depression Illustrates Her Life In Hilarious Comics
May 27th, 2017 Awake GoyWhile there’s certainly nothing funny about depression or anxiety, many sufferers often find solace in the idea that they are not alone. As an anxiety sufferer myself, one of the ways I originally found relief was in knowing other people were experiencing similar symptoms. Sometimes we would even laugh about it, because it was astonishing […]
Posted in World News Tags: anxiety, artist, comics, Depression, hilarious, illustrates, suffering No Comments »IKEA Responds To Balenciaga’s $2,145 Bag That Looks Exactly Like IKEA’s 99-Cent Tote Bag, and It’s Hilarious
May 9th, 2017 Awake GoyNeedless to say, the internet had a good laugh about the whole thing, but now IKEA has also joined in the fun by mocking Balenciaga’s new bag in their own special way. Enlisting the help of ACNE, a Stockholm-based Swedish creative agency, the furniture giant has released a hilarious advert that helps people to differentiate […]
Jew Elie WEASEL dies and descends into a low hell, where his scam Holohoax documentary “Night” is doubtless only escalating his worst nightmare ever
July 5th, 2016 Awake GoyJew Elie WEASEL dies and descends into a low hell, where his scam Holohoax documentary “Night” is doubtless only escalating his worst nightmare ever Weisel, name meaning: “one who is as wise and judicious as a weasel.” JEW Holohoax survivor, Jew arranged Nobel Peace Prize laureate, and tirelessly troublesome JEW activist Elie Wiesel (aka WEASEL), has died […]
Citibank And HSBC Worked With Firm At Center Of International Bribery Scandal
April 3rd, 2016 Awake GoyNo business can operate without bankers — not even the bribery business. British financial giant HSBC and American bailout kingpin Citibank processed transactions, managed money and vouched for Unaoil, a once-obscure firm that is now at the center of a massive international corruption scandal. Police raided Unaoil’s Monaco offices and interviewed its […]
Posted in World News Tags: austins, hilarious, kid, lemonade, regulations, stands, unintentionally No Comments »9 Herbs to Treat Many Thyroid Conditions Naturally and Effectively
March 30th, 2016 Awake GoyThe thyroid gland has many essential functions in our body and that is why we have to keep it safe and healthy. Many people are suffering from underactive or overactive thyroid conditions. It means that their thyroid gland is not functioning properly and has an effect on the entire system. In order the thyroid gland […]
How Does a Happy Meal Still Look the Same Nearly a Decade Later?
February 9th, 2016 Awake GoySusanne Posel, Chief Editor Occupy Corporatism | Co-Founder, Legacy Bio-Naturals As things on the internet go, a viral picture is becoming common place, but when Jennifer Lovdahi posted a still of a Happy Meal she purchased in 2010 to Facebook, social media made a gasp. This is because the food […]
Husband Who Pushed Wife Off Cliff On Anniversary Sentenced To Life
February 8th, 2016 Awake GoyA husband lured his wife to the Rocky Mountain National Park on their 12th wedding anniversary and pushed her over a 130ft cliff after taking one last photo. Harold Henthorn from Denver, Colorado has been convicted of first-degree murder of his second wife by a federal jury and been sentenced to life in prison without […]
BREAKING: Obama WILL Go To PRISON For Using Taxpayer Money On THIS…
February 7th, 2016 Awake GoyDean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS– Do you remember when candidate Barack Hussein Obama promised his sheeple that he would NOT take any vacations? Well, let me show you proof and we’ll go from there. Obama says in the video below: “Uh umm, you give me this office and in turn my, fears, doubts, insecurities, foibles, need […]
NHS Imposes Blood Donation Ban On Travelers To Halt Zika Infection
February 3rd, 2016 Awake GoyNew concerns have emerged over Zika as it’s feared the virus can be sexually transmitted and could impact blood donations. The National Health Service (NHS) has banned travelers from donating blood for 28 days after returning from countries that are currently hit by Zika in order to prevent the virus from spreading. Doctors have also […]
NHS Imposes Blood Donation Ban On Travelers To Halt Zika Infection
February 3rd, 2016 Awake GoyNew concerns have emerged over Zika as it’s feared the virus can be sexually transmitted and could impact blood donations. The National Health Service (NHS) has banned travelers from donating blood for 28 days after returning from countries that are currently hit by Zika in order to prevent the virus from spreading. Doctors have also […]
U.S. Confirm First Zika Case, As Virus Spreads Worldwide
January 29th, 2016 Awake GoyThe Virginia Health Department have confirmed the first Zika virus infection in an adult, sparking concern that the rapidly spreading mosquito-bourne infection may soon spread across the entire United States. The Zika virus has been linked to microcephaly, a dangerous birth defect causing babies to be born with small heads. Democracynow.org reports: The Centers for […]
Posted in World News Tags: accuses, blind, clerk, hilarious, overcharging, Walmart, woman No Comments »
