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SEATTLE, WA — After another disastrous trip to the salon, local introvert Sam Johnson has resigned himself to a lifetime of awful haircuts. “No, no, bowl cuts are great,” said Mr. Johnson to his hairdresser as he surveyed the damage. “Definitely what I was going for, that early Jim Carrey look. Thanks so much.” After […]
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Supreme Court blocks Obama attempts to grant amnesty to illegal immigrants
June 24th, 2016 
Awake Goy The US Supreme Court split struck a blow against the White House’s immigration agenda with a 4-4 ruling. The split decision affirms the ruling of the lower court, which said the Obama administration overstepped its bounds. The ruling was announced Thursday morning with only nine words: “The judgment is affirmed by an equally divided […]
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No Comments »Mexico Archaeology Dig Reveals Details of 1520 AD Aztec Cannibalism
October 18th, 2015 Awake Goy Excavations at a site just east of Mexico have uncovered the scene of one of the many brutal exchanges between the Aztecs and the Spanish Conquistadors—and has revealed in grisly detail the full extent of Indian cannibalism. The excavations at the Zultepec-Tecoaque ruins have uncovered the remains of a 1520 Spanish-led supply convoy that […]
