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Stock photo: Julian Master Picture the scene: You’re in a not-particularly-fancy Italian restaurant and the people next to you get up from their table and walk out, leaving behind a few perfectly good slices of pizza. It’s weird to grab the slice, right? But should it be? Hear me out: Surely, like me, you’ve been tempted […]
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Man Slips Into Deep Depression After Finishing Last Of Thanksgiving Leftovers
December 1st, 2022 
Awake Goy NORRISTOWN, PA — Chad Pullman, 39, slipped into a deep depression Monday after finishing off the last of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Doctors say he has been unable to leave his bedroom for two days. Source
Archaeologists Uncover Cool Whip Containers Pilgrims Used To Hold Leftovers
November 26th, 2021 Awake Goy PLYMOUTH, MA—Archaeologists have uncovered a “cool” new discovery: the Cool Whip containers used by the Pilgrims to keep their leftovers after the first Thanksgiving. The 400-year-old Cool Whip containers are reportedly “remarkably well-preserved” and still contain leftovers of mashed potatoes, turkey, ham, and cranberry sauce that are “as fresh as they were back in 1621.” […]
When This Pup Hears Her Favorite Song She Does Something
April 1st, 2016 Awake Goy One of the best places to listen to music is in the car. It helps to pass the time driving and if you have a good stereo system, the acoustics usually sound awesome. Plus, nothing is better than having your favorite song come on the radio and jamming out to it. We all have certain music and particular […]
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