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Emperor Palpatine Claims Death Star Is ‘Infrastructure’

GEONOSIS—Earlier today, Emperor Palpatine, may he live forever, announced a new 1-trillion-credit infrastructure proposal. People across the galaxy rejoiced, thinking they would get new roads, hyperspace routes, and maglev trains, but apparently, the only thing credits will go to is the creation of the Death Star. “This planet-killing weapon is infrastructure,” he said to reporters at a […]

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