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LOS ANGELES, CA—After a lifetime of always being late for church, his job, and funerals, 5-point Calvinist and local resident of Los Angeles Jonathan Knox realized he was predestined to hit every single red light. “It was not up to me,” said Jonathan calmly, after arriving 1 hour 27 minutes late to ushering at the Reformed-Calvin Baptist Church. The Bee caught up […]
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Calvinist Accepts He Was Predestined To Hit Every Single Red Light On The Way To Work
March 10th, 2022 
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