Posts Tagged ‘relieved’

Planned Parenthood Relieved After Learning Biden’s ‘They’re Killing People’ Statement Was Just Referring To Facebook

Planned Parenthood Relieved After Learning Biden’s ‘They’re Killing People’ Statement Was Just Referring To Facebook NEW YORK, NY—Reports have indicated that Planned Parenthood staff have gone into hiding immediately following the President’s comments saying, “They’re literally killing people.” “We’ve finally been exposed for the baby murderers we are! Even President Biden has realized the truth. […]

Christian Eriksen: Fans relieved that Danish player ‘stable’ in hospital but await more news

Football fans are awaiting the first updates on Sunday on Christian Eriksen’s condition following the Danish midfielder’s collapse during his country’s Euro 2020 opening match. Eriksen was awake and in stable condition Saturday night after being taken to a Copenhagen hospital, the Danish football federation said. It confirmed on Twitter that Eriksen was “awake and […]

Hunter Biden Relieved After Learning His Dad Only Cracking Down On Menthol

UNKNOWN LOCATION—Hunter Biden was really worried after hearing his dad was going to begin cracking down on certain drugs.  But the son of the president breathed a sigh of relief after learning it was just menthol cigarettes that his dad was going to start cracking down on. “He’s cracking down on what!?” he said as […]

Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again

U.S.—Media organizations across the country announced today they are relieved to be covering the good kind of riots again, now that people are looting Targets for justice again instead of protesting their government. “It was pretty rough there for a while,” said Rachel Maddow. “We had to cover the dark days of the violent insurrection. […]

Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe ‘relieved’ to face last trial as she appears before court in Iran

British-Iranian aid worker Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe appeared on trial on Sunday at Iran’s Revolutionary Court, charged with “propaganda against the system.” Her husband Richard Ratcliffe has told the PA news agency that his wife is “relieved” to have faced her last trial. Mr Ratcliffe said: “I think the judge saying this is the last trial is […]

Atlanta Police Officer Relieved of Duty after Video Shows him Punching Man in Head

A video shared by the Facebook account of Black Lives Matter of Greater Atlanta on June 23rd, 2017, shows a police officer in an Atlanta Police Department uniform punching a restrained man in the face and upper torso while he sits on his back. All the while one of […]

Happy Birthday to the Great Leader Adolf Hitler !

“After visiting these places, you can easily understand how that within a few years Hitler will emerge from the hatred that surrounds him now as one of the most significant figures who ever lived.”– JOHN F. KENNEDY Adolph Hitler was raised in a middle class family, and during the early years of his life his […]

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