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Luke Skywalker Actor Mark Hamill Selling Signed ‘Star Wars’ Posters For Ukraine’s Drones
February 5th, 2023 
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Tags: actor, hamill, posters, selling, signed, skywalker, Ukraine 
No Comments »Anakin Skywalker Turns Back From The Dark Side After Binging Jordan Peterson Videos
December 1st, 2022 Awake Goy JEDI TEMPLE, CORUSCANT — Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has turned away from his path to the Dark Side after stumbling across Jordan Peterson videos on Youtube and picking up a 12 Rules For Life hologram. Source
Posted in Jewish News Tags: after, anakin, binging, Jordan, peterson, skywalker, turns No Comments »Mark Hamill Laments That Luke Skywalker Was Adopted By His Aunt And Uncle Instead Of Aborted
July 6th, 2022 Awake Goy MALIBU, CA — After Roe v. Wade was overturned, actor Mark Hamill took to Twitter to angrily condemn the decision — as well as people who adopt children like the Star Wars characters Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. Source
Posted in Jewish News Tags: aborted, adopted, hamill, instead, laments, skywalker, uncle No Comments »Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star
May 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Luke Skywalker Condemned For Blowing Up Associated Press Office Located On Death Star YAVIN—Known rebel and terrorist Luke Skywalker has been condemned by the Imperial Press Corps for blowing up an Associated Press office located on the Death Star. “Mr. Skywalker barely gave us an hour’s notice to evacuate,” said AP reporter Bryn Stellar. “It’s […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: associated, blowing, condemned, located, office, press, skywalker No Comments »Oregon declares state of emergency in 13 counties due to winter storms
December 13th, 2015 Awake Goy Oregon Governor Kate Brown declared a state of emergency in 13 counties late Thursday after days of extreme winds and rainfall caused flooding and landslides in the northwestern part of the state. The affected counties include: Benton, Clackamas, Clatsop, Columbia, Lane, Lincoln, Linn, Marion, Multnomah, Polk, Tillamook, Washington, and Yamhill. The declaration allows the […]
