Posts Tagged ‘spetsnaz’

Bonzai! Spetsnaz Commandos Headed to Waikiki!

Russia’s Vladimir Putin is now planning a surprise attack on the Hawaiian Islands! After being implicated in crimes from the assassination of J.F.K. to using nerve agents on Willy Wonka, this latest news comes as no surprise. Now Japan is warning the west Russia and China are out to conquer the land of pineapple plantations […]

Spetsnaz Kick ‘US Secret Services’ Butt, Save 29 Russian Soldiers

Rebel factions linked to Al Qaeda and their ‘US Secret Services’ handlers had their butts kicked on Wednesday trying to capture 29 Russian soldiers in northern Syria, according to the Russian military. It’s a real war out there … and Russians and Americans are practically in combat. General Sergei Rudskoi explains that the CIA and […]

Google Warns That Google.Com Could Be Dangerous

Internet technology giant Google warned users on Tuesday that its own website is potentially dangerous. Google’s own Safe Browsing Tool responsible for filtering malicious websites found “google.com” to be “partially dangerous.”  Chicago Tribune reports: “Some pages on this website install malware on visitors’ computers,” the Safe Browsing Site Status page warned, adding that “[a]ttackers on this […]

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