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CORUSCANT — After another controversial video was released showing the dark Jedi Force-choking a suspected Jedi Monday afternoon, Dark Lord of the Sith Supreme Darth Vader has been jailed on suspicion of excessive use of the Force. A video went viral showing Vader raising his hand and Force-choking a suspect before violently flinging him into […]
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In New Cut Of Empire Strikes Back, Vader Will Now Say ‘I Am Your Non-Birthing Person!’
May 8th, 2021 
Awake Goy In New Cut Of Empire Strikes Back, Vader Will Now Say ‘I Am Your Non-Birthing Person!’ BURBANK, CA—Disney confirmed today that all releases of The Empire Strikes Back will be rereleased with Darth Vader delivering his iconic line “No — I am your father!” as “No — I am your non-birthing person!” The change will be more […]
David Prowse, actor who portrayed Darth Vader in Star Wars, dies at 85
November 30th, 2020 Awake Goy Actor and bodybuilder David Prowse, most well known for the physical portrayal of Darth Vader in the first three films in the Star Wars sci-fi saga, died at the age of 85, his agent Thomas Bowington said. BBC reported that Bowington said the Bristol-born English character actor died after suffering a short illness.”It’s with great regret and heart-wrenching […]
Problems On The Face Indicate Problems With The Health
October 25th, 2015 Awake Goy According to ancient Chinese medicine, skin, as the largest organ, may be the first indication to results of bad habits and disease on specific organs. If you notice any of these changes on the face, it is time to find the cause and solve the problem! Forehead – bladder and small intestine Changes: Acne and […]
Memo to Merkel: “Refugees” = Rape
October 23rd, 2015 Awake Goy Eugene Gant VDARE October 23, 2015 See also by Eugene Gant: Muslim Immigration Means Sexual Jihad It’s a simple truth but apparently Europe’s elites can’t grasp it: letting Muslim “refugees” into a First World society means epidemic rape. Already, as of three years ago, immigrants, mostly of Muslim descent, were responsible for about 50 percent […]
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No Comments »War of Words: Russian Foreign Ministry calls out MSM reports on hospital strike in Syria
October 23rd, 2015 Awake Goy Foreign Ministry spokesperson, Maria Zakharova, stressed that such reports show tremendous bias towards Russia’s military efforts in Syria. “There are so-called mass media reports which allege that Russian aircraft bombed a field hospital in the Idlib Governorate in northwestern Syria and reportedly killed 13 people. I cannot say that these reports are written by journalists […]
Posted in World News Tags: dark, darth, Lenin, pulled, revolutionarys, side, statue, turns, vader No Comments »Real life Winnie-the-Pooh: Bear gets stuck in house after eating too much (VIDEO)
October 17th, 2015 Awake Goy While animals getting their heads stuck in jars is nothing new, bears getting obstructed trying to exit through a window and flee the scene of a crime certainly is. A brown bear broke into a house in Kamchatka this week and while the owners were out, the animal apparently helped itself to more than just […]
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