Posts Tagged ‘wanders’

Video: Biden Wanders Off Set Of Softball Interview After Claiming There Was A Civil War In 1960

Joe Biden slurred his way through train wreck of an interview Thursday, claiming there was a civil war in the U.S. in 1960 and mixing up the Constitution and the Declaration Of Independence before wandering off the set like a lost Alzheimer’s sufferer. During the 20 minute MSNBC interview, Biden essentially repeated everything host Nicolle […]

White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off

WASHINGTON, DC — In an ingenious move commonly used by pet owners, White House staff members have announced that they will be fitting Joe Biden with a custom-made jingle bell collar that will make it easier for them to locate the wayward President when he wanders off aimlessly. “I did the same thing with my […]

White House Staff To Fit Joe Biden With A Jingle Bell Collar So They Can Find Him When He Wanders Off

WASHINGTON, DC — In an ingenious move commonly used by pet owners, White House staff members have announced that they will be fitting Joe Biden with a custom-made jingle bell collar that will make it easier for them to locate the wayward President when he wanders off aimlessly. “I did the same thing with my […]

Lost Journalist Accidentally Wanders Into The Washington Post

WASHINGTON, DC — The Washington Post headquarters saw an unexpected intrusion this week after a real-live journalist became disoriented and mistakenly entered their building. “You’re looking to follow the truth wherever it takes you? Oh, you poor thing, you must be lost. We only do state-approved fake news here,” said the receptionist to the confused […]

Lost Journalist Accidentally Wanders Into The Washington Post

WASHINGTON, DC — The Washington Post headquarters saw an unexpected intrusion this week after a real-live journalist became disoriented and mistakenly entered their building. “You’re looking to follow the truth wherever it takes you? Oh, you poor thing, you must be lost. We only do state-approved fake news here,” said the receptionist to the confused […]

Entire Room Ignores Humiliated and Lost Biden As He Wanders Aimlessly

An empty husk of a man, ignored and clueless, wandered aimlessly around on a stage on Tuesday, desperately looking for someone, anyone, to acknowledge him. The world is full of old men in varying states of cognitive decline, so why is man’s social awkwardness making the news? BYPASS THE CENSORS Sign up to get unfiltered […]

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.  “Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol’ devil?” Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. “You can’t hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, […]

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