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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Beloved health expert Dr. Fauci has made his way into the spotlight again—this time with new recommendations for keeping safe during a nuclear strike should Putin do the unthinkable. “Should we face a catastrophic nuclear war scenario, it’s important to stay protected from all the nuclear fallout,” said Fauci in his trademark Fauci voice. […]
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To Protect Against Nuclear Fallout, Dr. Fauci Recommends Wearing Three Masks
March 1st, 2022 
Awake Goy Hobbits Forced To Begin Wearing Shoes After New Lego Store Opens In The Shire
January 14th, 2022 Awake Goy HOBBITON—Hobbits throughout The Shire began wearing shoes last week after the opening of a new Lego Store in the town of Stock, just east of the Brandywine River. Though Hobbits have hairy rugged feet that can withstand the harshest of elements, they are apparently no match for tiny plastic pieces with razor-sharp edges. “I’ve never […]
Study Finds People Wearing Masks are Meaner, More Selfish, Less Moral, and More Violent
January 8th, 2022 Awake Goy by Bill Hennessey at Substack Wearing masks in public will change the way people behave, and the consequences for society could be devastating. The White House released the plan to Open America Again. It’s a reasonable, 3-phase plan that relaxes Coronavirus restrictions in 14-day increments. As a state achieves certain metrics, based on CDC surveillance data, it advances […]
Oh No! The Ghost Of Christmas Future Just Showed Up And He’s Wearing A Full Hazmat Suit!
December 25th, 2021 Awake Goy Oh No! The Ghost Of Christmas Future Just Showed Up And He’s Wearing A Full Hazmat Suit! LONDON—Local banker and evil billionaire Ebenezer Scrooge reported that several ghosts showed up to give him visions of various Christmases this evening. The most concerning one, however, was the Ghost of Christmas Future, who showed up in a […]
Airline CEO Testifies: ‘Wearing Masks on Flights Is Virtue Signalling’
December 16th, 2021 Awake Goy The CEO of Southwest Airlines has testified that wearing masks on flights is a waste of time and an act of virtue signalling by those who put them on. Southwest Airlines CEO Gary Kelly made the claim during a Senate hearing on Wednesday. According to Kelly, the sophisticated air filtration systems used in planes are far more […]
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No Comments »Video: Pathetic Psaki Attempts To Deflect Biden Not Wearing Mask, Explain How Fresh Travel Bans Are No Longer ‘Xenophobic’
November 30th, 2021 Awake Goy A town in California has declared itself a “constitutional republic,” independent of executive orders issued by the federal or state governments, in protest of lockdowns, mask mandates and compulsory vaccinations. Appearing on Fox News, Oroville California’s vice-mayor Scott Thomson outlined the move, noting “I was sitting at City Hall, and the mandates continue to come. […]
Black Hijab-Wearing Teens Who Attacked Asian Students on Train to Be Charged with ‘Ethnic Intimidation’
November 20th, 2021 Awake Goy PHILADELPHIA – Authorities are investigating a video that appears to show a group of teenage girls brutally beating another girl after she tried to prevent the group from assaulting a teenage boy as they all rode on SEPTA’s Broad Street line. FOX 29’s Steve Keeley reports that the group of teens first targeted a group of Asian […]
2nd Grader Suspended 38 Times for Not Wearing Masks Tells School Board That She Hopes They Go to Jail
November 13th, 2021 Awake Goy 2nd Grader Suspended 38 Times for Not Wearing Masks Tells School Board That She Hopes They Go to Jail Date: November 11, 2021Author: Nwo Report Source: Cassandra Fairbanks A Florida second grader who has been suspended 38 times for refusing to wear a mask to school confronted her local school board — and asserted that […]
‘I Just Think This Let’s Go Brandon Thing Is Really Disrespectful,’ Says Man Wearing F— TRUMP T-Shirt
November 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy ‘I Just Think This Let’s Go Brandon Thing Is Really Disrespectful,’ Says Man Wearing F— TRUMP T-Shirt ALBANY, NY—As chants of “Let’s Go Brandon” spread around the country, many Democrats have expressed concern over treating the office of President with such disrespect. “I dunno… I just don’t think we should be disrespecting the President of […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: brandon, disrespectful, really, thing, think, Trump, wearing No Comments »‘Dune’ Review: Nobody Was Wearing A Mask In The Theatre And I Almost Died. Worms Were Cool. 2 Stars Out Of 5
November 1st, 2021 Awake Goy ‘Dune’ Review: Nobody Was Wearing A Mask In The Theatre And I Almost Died. Worms Were Cool. 2 Stars Out Of 5 Dune (2021) Directed by Denis Villeneuve Sci-fi/Adventure – PG-13 – 2h 35m I saw Dune this weekend after carefully putting on three N-95 masks, rubber gloves, and my trusty face shield. Much like the Fremen, I know […]
Poll Finds Majority Of Vaccinated Americans STILL Wearing Masks
October 28th, 2021 Awake Goy 90 per cent of Germans who haven’t taken the COVID-19 vaccine say they won’t get it, with only the remaining 10 per cent saying they will “probably” get it or remaining undecided. A recent survey carried out by Forsa on behalf of the Ministry for Health found that 65 per cent of Germans say there […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: Americans.., finds, majority, masks, still, vaccinated, wearing No Comments »GOP Congressman Walks Off House Floor Wearing ‘Let’s Go, Brandon’ Mask
October 26th, 2021 Awake Goy Congressman Jeff Duncan (R-SC) walked off the U.S. House floor on Monday wearing a face mask that read “Let’s go, Brandon,” referencing the phrase that’s become a popular outcry for critics of the Biden Administration. Jake Sherman tweeted about the Congressman’s mask Monday night, to which Rep. Duncan responded with an emoji wearing a mask. […]
Mask-Wearing ‘Personal Judgment’ for MPs, Downing Street Says
October 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy Downing Street said it’s currently “a matter of personal judgment” whether people wear masks or not after Health Secretary Sajid Javid suggested lawmakers should “set examples.” When asked on Thursday about Javid’s remarks made during a televised briefing the evening before, Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s spokesman said “it remains the case that it’s a matter […]
Yet Another Unseen Photo of Justin Trudeau Wearing Blackface Emerges
September 20th, 2021 Awake Goy The Capitol Police Officer who gave emotional testimony during which he claimed he was more frightened during the January 6 riot than during his deployment in Iraq has a history of anti-Trump statements and tacitly supported the BLM riots in Kenosha. Well, imagine my shock. Harry Dunn made headlines yesterday after giving teary-eyed testimony during […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: another, blackface, justin, photo, trudeau, unseen, wearing No Comments »Liberal Annoyed His Mask Hides How Smug He Looks For Wearing A Mask
September 18th, 2021 Awake Goy PORTLAND, OR—Local liberal man Patrick Verde wears a mask everywhere, but there’s just one problem: nobody can see how smug he looks over his superiority for wearing a mask. “If nobody can see how smug I look, what’s the point?” he lamented to the Portland Politburo. “I’m so much better than everyone else, but they can’t […]
Karen Mask Freak Attacks Restaurant Owner For Not Wearing Face Covering
September 17th, 2021 Awake Goy A Quinnipiac poll has found that almost half of Americans (48%) believe that Joe Biden’s vaccine mandates “go too far,” and that a slight majority are in opposition to it. Quinnipiac noted that a “slight majority of Americans (51 – 48 percent) disapprove of President Biden’s plan to mandate COVID-19 vaccines for millions of Americans […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: attacks, covering, freak, karen, owner, restaurant, wearing No Comments »Democrat Wearing a Gorilla Mask Throws Eggs at Larry Elder – Media Silent
September 9th, 2021 Awake Goy California Republican gubernatorial candidate Larry Elder was physically assaulted by a Democrat woman wearing a racist gorilla mask on Wednesday. The shocking incident was captured on video and shows Elder being heckled by a white woman in a gorilla mask, pelting eggs at Elder’s face. Mediarightnews.com reports: Elder and his entourage appear mostly safe but […]
Australian Woman in Quarantine Harassed by Cops for Not Wearing Mask Whilst Drinking Tea
September 7th, 2021 Awake Goy A disturbing video leaked from a quarantine camp in Australia exposes cops harassing a woman for the ‘crime’ of sipping a cup of tea without a mask. Yes, really. In the video clip (below), a young man describes the horrors of living inside a COVID quarantine camp in Australia. “We’re all just waiting patiently to […]
Posted in News Tags: Australian, drinking, harassed, quarantine, wearing, whilst, woman No Comments »British Man in Singapore Given 6 Weeks in Prison For Not Wearing Face Mask, Psychiatric Assessment
August 20th, 2021 Awake Goy A British man in Singapore was handed a 6 week jail sentence for not wearing a face mask while a judge also ordered the man to undergo a “psychiatric assessment” because he argued against the efficacy of face coverings in court. 40-year-old Benjamin Glynn was arrested after footage of him not wearing a face mask […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: british, given, prison, psychiatric, Singapore, wearing, weeks No Comments »Video: Australian Police Pepper Spray Children For Not Wearing Face Masks
August 19th, 2021 Awake Goy New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has mimicked Australia’s top public health official by telling citizens, “Don’t talk to your neighbors,” after the country went into full lockdown as a result of just a single COVID case being detected. As we highlighted earlier, the entire country has been placed under lockdown for three days, with […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: Australian, children, pepper, police, spray, video, wearing No Comments »Australian Police Attacking and Pepper-Spraying Children for not Wearing Masks!
August 18th, 2021 Awake Goy Australia Now the Disgrace of the World: Police Attacking and Pepper-Spraying Young Children for not Wearing Masks! by Brian ShilhavyEditor, Health Impact NewsEarlier this month we reported how quickly Australia had descended into tyranny, basically becoming a medical police state with martial law. Even China has criticized their authoritarian measures, and we showed video footage […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: attacking, Australian, children, pepper, police, spraying, wearing No Comments »‘Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,’ Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab
August 17th, 2021 Awake Goy ‘Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,’ Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab WASHINGTON, D.C.—Many are expressing concerns over how far the Taliban has managed to advance after Press Secretary Jen Psaki gave her latest press conference while wearing an Islamic Hijab. “No, there is nothing to worry about, Alhamdulillah, Allah be praised,” said Psaki. […]
CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack
August 15th, 2021 Awake Goy KABUL—Approximately twelve minutes after U.S. troops withdrew from Afghanistan, Taliban fighters have completely taken over the entire country. “Woah, that’s a bummer,” said the Biden Administration’s foreign policy team. “We didn’t see that one coming.” As the Taliban began its campaign of shooting and killing, as is their time-honored tradition, CNN anchors gushed with praise after noticing […]
Schwarzenegger To Star In ‘Terminator’ Reboot Where He Goes Back In Time To Make Sure Everyone Is Wearing A Mask
August 15th, 2021 Awake Goy Schwarzenegger To Star In ‘Terminator’ Reboot Where He Goes Back In Time To Make Sure Everyone Is Wearing A Mask HOLLYWOOD, CA—Paramount Pictures today announced an exciting new reboot of the Terminator franchise where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s eponymous cyborg character is sent from the future to a time before humanity was enslaved. But this time, he’s woke, and […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: everyone, reboot, schwarzenegger, terminator, wearing, where No Comments »Survey Finds Most Brits Still Wearing Face Masks Despite No Legal Requirement
July 27th, 2021 Awake Goy Professor Neil Ferguson, the controversial epidemiologist who predicted there would be as many as 200,000 COVID cases a day in the UK if restrictions were lifted, is facing scrutiny after infections continued to drop for the 6th day in a row. The day before so-called ‘freedom day’ in England, where most mask mandates and social […]
Labour Councillor Ridiculed For Bragging About Wearing a Mask on an Empty Train
July 26th, 2021 Awake Goy A Labour Councillor faced ridicule after she bragged on Twitter about wearing a face mask on an empty train. Not all heroes wear capes. “Going to keep wearing my mask on public transport. Even when it’s just me on the tube,” tweeted Alice Perry. Going to keep wearing my mask on public transport. Even when […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: about, bragging, councillor, empty, Labour, ridiculed, wearing No Comments »‘Vaccines Should Be Mandatory,’ Says Woman Wearing My Body, My Choice T-Shirt
July 13th, 2021 Awake Goy PORTLAND, OR—During a conversation at work Monday, local woman Reighnye Leighton argued that the government should just mandate that everyone get vaccinated. She made this argument as she wore her favorite, well-worn “My Body, My Choice” T-shirt. “Vaccines should be mandatory,” said the woman who goes out and protests every weekend that she should be […]
FACE MASKS DON’T WORK, AND WEARING THEM PERPETUATES FEAR
July 9th, 2021 Awake Goy July 1st, 2021 A follow up to my last video about face masks. This one speaks more about the psychological effects of wearing masks. In the description box beneath the video in Bitchute there’s a link to a great article about the ‘Smile Free’ campaign in the UK (smilefree.org) which was recently started with the […]
Scientist Vows to Stop Wearing Face Masks in Solidarity With Children and the Disabled
July 8th, 2021 Awake Goy A behavioral scientist who wants mask mandates to continue forever freaked out and refused to answer the question when asked if her lifetime membership of the Communist Party informed her beliefs. Susan Michie, who is advising the UK government as part of the SAGE scientific dictatorship which has had the country locked down for the […]
British Author Warns Our Grandkids Will Still Be Wearing Masks in 2050 & Won’t Even Know Why
July 7th, 2021 Awake Goy Prominent British journalist and author Peter Hitchens has warned that if people continue to blindly comply with lockdown restrictions, their grandchildren will still be wearing face masks in 2050 and no one will remember why. In a tweet on Monday, Hitchens said: “If people don’t object to this now, their grandchildren will be wearing masks […]
