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This may seem like a no-brainer, but when you're picking out gifts for your loved ones, crushes, frenemies, and polycule members, you should probably try to cater to their interests. And music lovers, mercifully for us as gift-givers, tend to be pretty vocal about what they like, whether it's through their parade of band shirts or endless chatter about what festival they're blowing their paycheck on next. 

Some of the best gifts we've ever received have been thoughtfully curated albums, the headphones we end up using every day, and that long-coveted vintage tour sweatshirt. So with this gift guide, we wanna pay it forward and make the hip hop heads, metalheads, Deadheads, punx, jiggly jazz-heads, freakazoids, indie goons, and audiophiles of the world very merry indeed. Here you go: the best gifts for music lovers, from the super-practical to the hard-to-find memorabilia they'll treasure forever. 

The best music tech gifts

Sonos One

Sonos One is the best bang for your buck you're going to get for a Wi-Fi speaker. Don't be deceived by its modest size; you can easily move it from shelf to desk to bedside, but it packs big sound and has a tuning system that tailors its audio to sound the best in your space. There are versions with and without voice command capability, so the Alexa-fond and anti-passive-listening alike have options. 

Already have a One or One SL, and looking for a bass boost without having to drop a G or more? Pick up the Sub Mini, which will deepen your sound experience whether you’re cranking Miles Davis, Metallica, or just reruns of Married… With Children. Its unique design faces two powerful subwoofers inward to maximize the nuance of your audio while simultaneously preventing distortion, buzzing, or rattling.

Loop Earplugs

Hearing protection is essential for anyone spending a lot of time at loud live shows—and upgrading from the $1 foam earplugs they sell at the bar is definitely the right move. Our editor tested Loop's earplugs, which are designed for noise reduction without muffling audio, and loved how they both prevent tinnitus and look like Klingon jewelry. The gold ones make a perfect stocking stuffer. 

AirPods Pro

If you haven't heard about why the AirPods Pro are considered the gold standard for ear buds—from their wireless charging case and immersive sound to their stellar noise cancellation and transparency mode—you haven't been listening. Any recipient of a pair is guaranteed to use them all the dang time.

A MicroKorg, the best beginner's synth 

Thinking about starting a synthwave project? You're gonna need gear, and the MicroKorg is the perfect place to start. Beloved by both n00bs and seasoned musicians, it's a lightweight, portable keyboard and MIDI controller that makes it super easy to experiment with making electronic music. It's packed with cool sounds and effects, and perhaps most importantly, it's stupid-fun to mess around with.

A levitating speaker

This is definitely one of those WTF, that exists?!?!-type gifts, which we're, as a category, big fans of. It uses magnets (we think???) to suspend a speaker "orb" in midair, cranking your tune of choice, all with crazy color-changing LED lights and enhanced bass. Reviewers love it. Your recipient of choice will be dazzled, especially if they're under the influence of something psychotropic. 

The best gifts for metalheads

A Slayer necklace

All the most highly coveted Slayer tour shirts are like $500 now because the LA streetwear peeps got to 'em, but you can still get this Show No Mercy pentagram necklace for under $30.

The greatest band biography ever…

…And the most sordid. Regardless of how you feel about Mötley Crüe’s music, if you’re ready to read a serious page turner full of incredibly, morally bankrupt tales of life on the Sunset Strip, with a huge emphasis on sex, partying, and drugs, there’s nothing quite like The Dirt.

A wholesome heavy metal mug

Do they headbang? Yes. But do they appreciate a well-placed throw pillow, a warm batch of homemade cookies, and some DIY scrapbooking from time to time? Also yes. Ah yes; the “live, laugh, love” mug: heavy metal version. This will be the conversation piece of their kitchen. 

A Behemoth candle

We all love the ambiance a beautiful candle provides, whether the vibe is "bathing in rose petals at a spa" or "performing an occult ritual whilst blasting extreme metal."

The best gifts for hip hop fans

For the person who loves rap almost as much as they love their dog

Snoop Dogg recently dropped an entire line of pet products—we shit you not; and yes, a little on-the-nose—and this gold dog bowl just might be the star of the show. What, you’re telling me your perfect little miscellaneous pit mix doesn’t deserve to eat out of a throne of gold? Yeah, of course he does—that’s what we thought. And yes, it’s made of food-safe stainless steel and even has a nonskid rubber bottom. Comin’ real, it’s the next episode (of pet ownership).

This embroidered Frank Ocean hoodie

Ah, Frank. One of the most unique artists of our generation, and certainly one that is produced some of the most iconic album art of our generation. Take it back to the beginning with this sweatshirt depicting his very first mixtape, Nostalgia Ultra.

The best gifts for people who love punk

A pair of Docs

Through all genders, all ages, and all decades, Dr. Martens’ iconic 1460 boots have cemented themselves as the durable, forever-cool footwear of punks, goths, and other kids who hang out under the bleachers. This eternally appealing unisex style is also known for being easy to break in and virtually indestructible. If you don’t have Docs, are you even an alt?

Dan Ozzi's Sellout

Once upon a time, rock writer Dan Ozzi was an editor at VICE's own Noisey, but then he peaced out to go write this exceptionally interesting and much-needed book about the major label punk rock gold rush of the 90s and early 2000s. The book is hella good, so we forgive him for leaving—and also, we couldn't put it down. Grab it for all the friends in your life who liked [fill in the band] "before they got huge."

A Discharge woven blanket

We just love that it exists. The woven blanket scene is really poppin' these days. 

The best gifts for other vibey music weirdos

For Velvet Underground Obsessives

When neon-sign brand Yellowpop collab’d with Andy Warhol’s estate earlier this year, our first thought as fans of those Velvets was: How do we get our hands on that crazy-cool banana? It’s lighting, it’s art, and it’s an objet—it first conjures the image of that iconic Velvet Underground self-titled album cover, and it will tell houseguests that you have an opinion about the supremacy of Loaded over White Light/White Heat.

A Dolly Parton advent calendar

Sure, everyone likes eating the very mid milk chocolate out of a normal grocery-store advent calendar, but if you wanna hear yodels of joy when you present your gift, you’re gonna have to bring in Dolly, our true patron saint of country music and good vibes. Behind each door of this advent calendar is one of Dolly's favorite treats, including chocolates, caramels, gummies, and mints.

Make a Deadhead happy

There's so much weirdly hot Grateful Dead merch out there these days, it's hard to know where to start—but may we suggest some skater socks, a Nixon watch, or a scented, happy-looking dancing-bear candle?

Whisk them away to Margaritaville

Know someone who needs to relax (or actually relaxes plenty, bottle of tequila usually found close by)? A regulation-size Margaritaville cornhole set is the perfect gift for those drooling over the thought of a cheeseburger in paradise. It comes with eight matching bags, but sadly, no margaritas are included.

Their vintage snapback of choice

Cruise the halls of eBay, and you’ll find a treasure trove of vintage band snapbacks, trucker hats, and beanies, including these prime picks. Want a collector-level Green Day hat? An original Nevermind dad hat? An Evanescence beanie?! The online auction world is your oyster.

A Cameo from Lil Xan

Sadly, Insane Clown Posse is no longer on Cameo. (You don't need to be a juggalo to enjoy a personalized video message from Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, but you do need to respect juggalos.) However, there are still plenty of random AF musicians left on the platform to entertain your loved ones, including fellow horrorcore rappers Twiztid, several members of Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Josh Todd of Buckcherry, Lisa Loeb, Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz, Marky Ramone, and Stitches (IYK, YK). We say get a Cameo from Lil Xan for your 13-year-old niece. She’ll lose her mind.

Now if you'll excuse us, we've gotta go stomp around our apartments yelling to "HOLIDAY" again. 

The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. 

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