The Trumpster Slays The Fools Tuesday

April 30th, 2016

Awake Goy

Wins All 5 States in Tuesday’s Primaries!

Jews and liberal faggots now having major heart palpitations everywhere — may pop buttplugs any minute on CNN. Lyin’ Ted seen crying the blues in a transgender-friendly john at Target. For street cred, Crooked Hillary arrested driving getaway Jag in convenience store robbery with 50 Cent and Lil’ Kim. John Kasich calls in gay staff members for “closed door meetings.” Bernie Sanders busted for smoking killer ganja with Snoop Dogg. Little Marco nails junior executive job in charge of franchise grease deliveries at Taco Bell corporate headquarters. Megyn Kelly gets skinny ass majorly kicked in huge girl fight with Rosie O’Donnell outside NY nightclub. Kelly Ripa still mad at Michael Strahan over dumping her for Obama’s former boy toy, George Stephanopoulos.

Keep stocking up on ammo, White people — we may still need it when all is said and done!

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