When Are We Going to Get China’s Superior Anal Swab Covid Tests?

You thought getting nasal raped with the Covid Q-tip was bad enough? Well, you have not seen anything yet. Before long Westerners may be required to bend over and take it up the anus in order to prove they are free of Covid. It is already happening in China.

From WebMD:

Anal testing is being used so far only on select groups, mainly high-risk cases and people in quarantine. Some people who have been subjected to anal testing include passengers arriving in Beijing and a group of more than 1,000 schoolchildren and teachers who were thought to have been exposed to the virus, Forbes reported.

The reason they are using anal swabs is because “the virus” supposedly lives longer on feces.

The virus lives longer in excrement or the anus than in the respiratory tract, he said, meaning anal testing might have fewer false negatives. Last summer, Future Medicine published research by Chinese scientists into a small number of COVID patients. In a few cases, people tested negative for COVID in throat and spit testing but tested positive with anal swabs. “We propose anal swabs as the potentially optimal specimen for SARS-CoV-2 detection for evaluation of hospital discharge of COVID-19 patients,” the scientists wrote.

Bloomberg reports:

Anal swabs could be more accurate than throat and nose tests, especially in detecting asymptomatic cases.

Surrendering one’s anus to the medical mafia is the ultimate act of submission.

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