Through a Freedom of Information Act request, we at The Babylon Bee have obtained a selection of Joel Osteen’s emails.
Here are the juiciest ones in the batch:
Uh-oh, Joel! Got some egg on your face there. Better start naming and claiming a better public image!
Stay tuned to The Babylon Bee for all the exclusive real-news scoops on celebrity email leaks.
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