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May 18th, 2016 
Awake Goy I think they should get married and that would settle it. I’m talking about Donald Trump, referred to as the Donald, and Hillary Clinton, sometimes known as Killary.
They could bring out the best in each other. She could teach him some manners and he might influence her to stop killing. Eighty bodies, or has it gone up since last week?
And they should join forces. Whole brain politics is what I’m proposing. Yes, it is true that $7.25 an hour jobs don’t support you. You can’t pay rent. Hell, you can’t even eat. Lucky thing the government throws in $186 in food stamps.
But the Republicans can’t seem to understand that the minimum wage is a killer. Just can’t seem to see past their net worth.
A Wharton degree and you can’t figure that out?
On the other hand, the Democrats want to pay everyone $15.00 an hour, or is it $12.00? Ask Hillary. She’s got an answer. They’ll do this with the magic of numbers. Print more money. They don’t see the need for the nation to do anything but flip burgers. And make tacos. More tacos, please.
Serious discussions need to be held. Should we be paid $15.00 an hour to flip burgers? Should we be allowed to eat every tenth burger instead?
Does anyone know how to do anything other than flip burgers?
Should the drugs be administered in the burgers or separately?
Should we let in more Mexicans to staff Taco Bell? Or can other ethnicities such as the Chinese or Indians do the job?
Should there be an H1B visa for fast food professionals? (Editor’s note: who needs human goyim working fast food when there are robot slaves?)
Why is it that the political class always seems to be at odds with itself? Why do they take such stupid stands on the issues? Why do we even have these endless ‘issues”? Yes, people have to be paid enough to support themselves and, at the same time, a country needs to have productive work in order to survive.
So we have neither, and the ideological stances of the two candidates, perpetuate this seemingly unresolvable conflict.
Why are we spending billions of dollars electing another nincompoop? Why don’t they run a two for one sale so you can get two of these idiots for the price of one, which is high enough?
After that, couples therapy, even at $1000 an hour, would be a deal. Several years ago previous to the collapse of California, the state government was paying shrinks $400.00 to treat Joe Blow, or Jose Blow so the cost doesn’t seem unreasonable.
Hillary wants to allow Sharia law, but only in some neighborhoods.
I’m guessing not hers. And, of course, she’s a big supporter of endless war in the Middle East, along with the resulting immigration. And then there was Huma.
Donald, who loves Mexicans, especially those working for him, could negotiate with her. You know, so many Mexicans for so many Muslims. After all, the problem is that we just don’t know how to negotiate.
Hey, maybe I’m wrong about Hillary. She and Huma could be our first Burka Babes in the Oral office. After all, Hillary was used to sharing Bill with others. Are those the wicked step-sister shoes peeking out from under your burka?
And let’s not forget Eric of Weinerland, Huma’s ex-hubby, who sent pics of his most precious organ all around the Net.
They are a classy bunch, the ruling class.
So maybe Hillary and Huma are the couple we’re talking about.
This does lead us to the incomprehensible infatuation of the left with the Muslims, but maybe given the players, it’s not so hard to understand. And if Huma and Hillary are an item, they may just be able to solve the seemingly unbridgeable divide between Muslim culture and the LGBT movement.
Then we come to the war against Russia. She’s for it and he’s against, although he does say that he can always change his mind given new facts. And we already know that Putin is the new Hitler. And we know because Mr. Rottenberg, as well as so many other journalists, told us.
And there is always the possibility of another tragic event.
After stating that we should have friendly relations with countries like Russia, Trump did a subtle re-take and asked the American people if they really felt Hillary could lead the nation in a war?
What was he getting at? Was it a big hint that the nation will be going to war?
Who really wants a war with Russia? Could it be their first love, the true object of their affections, Israel?
And of course, so is the Donald’s.
Meanwhile on other issues, he’s already backpedaling furiously. While carefully distancing himself from the delegate from the American Freedom Party, described inevitably as a white supremacist by the media, he was being lectured by London’s Muslim mayor, about his ignorance of Islam.
All they need is a tragic event and they can lead the nation to war. Together, after resolving their differences in couples therapy, they can lead America into World War IV.
Meanwhile he’s busy playing the bad boy. On May 16th’s ABC newscast, the focus was Trump’s ill-gotten wealth. The two main concerns were a Trump golf course undervalued by millions and a yacht bought by overseas corporations to avoid on shore taxes. Methinks he may not be the only rich boy to play such games, but Ms. Levenberg and Ms. Burnstein were particularly incensed at this cheating.
Despite this Sheldon is backing the Donald.
Is this, after all is said and done, Mr. Trump’s real job – playing the role of the evil greedy white businessman, the blunderbuss who doesn’t appreciate other cultures, the bigot? Maybe he can work through this problem in couples therapy?
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