CULVER CITY, CA—If there's one thing Americans are concerned about, it’s secret racist hand signals. That’s why numerous dedicated people are always on the lookout for any time someone’s thumb touches their index finger — the “OK” gesture — before this magic gesture launches race riots nationwide.
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