Disciplining Males – A Satire

It’s about training white males.”

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by Henry Makow Ph.D.
(“Bad Dog” updated from June 1, 2012)

This session of the Human Rights Tribunal of the 17th District of the Feminist Soviet of Canada is set to begin. Ms. Rutherford- Armstrong is the Prosecutor.  The Judge is Madam Chegundi Tsunami, a woman of color. The Defendant is Henry Makow of Winnipeg, white male.

Rutherford-Armstrong: 
“Mr. Makow, at 10.25 a.m. on May 22, 2012 at the corner of Maple and Higgins, you were overheard to utter the words, “bad dog” to your pet.  How do you plead?”

Makow: “Guilty with an explanation, Madame. “

HRCcartoon.jpgRutherford: “And what is your explanation?”

Makow:
“I’m trying to teach him not to chase cats. He has pulled me off my bike more than once and broken many retractable leashes.”

Rutherford:
“The witness, a Ms. Termagant, reported that there was a hint of impatience in your voice. This was confirmed by tapes from a nearby CCTV.  Is this true?”

Makow: “Yes, it’s possible.”

Rutherford:
  “Do you realize how damaging this is to a dog’s self esteem? Demonizing him? Withdrawing affection?”

Makow: “I was just trying to train him. I wasn’t angry. I still loved him.”

Rutherford:
“Mr. Makow, do you have any professional credentials in the field of dog training? Have you read any Feminist theorists?”

Makow:
“No.”

Rutherford: “Then, you wouldn’t know how to train a dog, would you?”

Makow:  “Well, I think I can figure it out. I do praise him when he obeys.”

Rutherford:
(shaking her head in disgust)  “Your Honor, please note Makow’s arrogance, typical of White Privilege.  What makes you think the dog should obey you?”

Makow:
  “Well he belongs to me.”

Pavlovs-Dog21.jpgRutherford: “How can you ‘own’ another living being? Aren’t you being patriarchal? Doesn’t he have a right to seek self-fulfillment on his own cultural terms?”

Makow:
(speechless) “He’s dependent on me.”

Rutherford:
“Neighbours report that Makow often summons his dog by saying, “C’mon, you miserable mutt.” This is psychological abuse.”

Makow:  “I’m just kidding. It’s a term of endearment.”

Judge Chegundi-Tsunami – “The dog can’t tell whether you’re kidding or not Mr.Makow. It’s psychological abuse!”

Rutherford: “Your Honor, we’ve had other reports of Makow leaving his dog outside a supermarket. The dog jumps up on him when he emerges but Makow scolds him. This causes stress in the animal.”

Makow:
“He has sharp claws. I know he’s happy to see me; I fend him off as gently as possible.”

Rutherford:
“But you are rejecting him, nonetheless.”

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Disciplining Males – A Satire

It’s about training white males.”

Related– Dec 23, 2015   Masonic Scotland-  Groundbreaking new domestic abuse laws could turn emotional abuse and mind games into crimes

by Henry Makow Ph.D.
(“Bad Dog” updated from June 1, 2012)

This session of the Human Rights Tribunal of the 17th District of the Feminist Soviet of Canada is set to begin. Ms. Rutherford- Armstrong is the Prosecutor.  The Judge is Madam Chegundi Tsunami, a woman of color. The Defendant is Henry Makow of Winnipeg, white male.

Rutherford-Armstrong: 
“Mr. Makow, at 10.25 a.m. on May 22, 2012 at the corner of Maple and Higgins, you were overheard to utter the words, “bad dog” to your pet.  How do you plead?”

Makow: “Guilty with an explanation, Madame. “

HRCcartoon.jpgRutherford: “And what is your explanation?”

Makow:
“I’m trying to teach him not to chase cats. He has pulled me off my bike more than once and broken many retractable leashes.”

Rutherford:
“The witness, a Ms. Termagant, reported that there was a hint of impatience in your voice. This was confirmed by tapes from a nearby CCTV.  Is this true?”

Makow: “Yes, it’s possible.”

Rutherford:
  “Do you realize how damaging this is to a dog’s self esteem? Demonizing him? Withdrawing affection?”

Makow: “I was just trying to train him. I wasn’t angry. I still loved him.”

Rutherford:
“Mr. Makow, do you have any professional credentials in the field of dog training? Have you read any Feminist theorists?”

Makow:
“No.”

Rutherford: “Then, you wouldn’t know how to train a dog, would you?”

Makow:  “Well, I think I can figure it out. I do praise him when he obeys.”

Rutherford:
(shaking her head in disgust)  “Your Honor, please note Makow’s arrogance, typical of White Privilege.  What makes you think the dog should obey you?”

Makow:
  “Well he belongs to me.”

Pavlovs-Dog21.jpgRutherford: “How can you ‘own’ another living being? Aren’t you being patriarchal? Doesn’t he have a right to seek self-fulfillment on his own cultural terms?”

Makow:
(speechless) “He’s dependent on me.”

Rutherford:
“Neighbours report that Makow often summons his dog by saying, “C’mon, you miserable mutt.” This is psychological abuse.”

Makow:  “I’m just kidding. It’s a term of endearment.”

Judge Chegundi-Tsunami – “The dog can’t tell whether you’re kidding or not Mr.Makow. It’s psychological abuse!”

Rutherford: “Your Honor, we’ve had other reports of Makow leaving his dog outside a supermarket. The dog jumps up on him when he emerges but Makow scolds him. This causes stress in the animal.”

Makow:
“He has sharp claws. I know he’s happy to see me; I fend him off as gently as possible.”

Rutherford:
“But you are rejecting him, nonetheless.”

shylock.jpg

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