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October 20th, 2023 
Awake Goy Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the UNITED STATES:
I am addressing you from Katmandu today to say–
NO-NO Mr. President, you are in Washington DC.
Oh ok.
I am addressing you today from Washington State to say–
No-No Mr. President, you are IN WASHINGTON DC!!
What the F##K does it matter.
I am talking to you today from somewhere!
I will address the current war of World War One.
But first let me say I love to take necked showers with little girls.
NO_NO Mr. President!!!!!
You are not supposed to talk about that in public!!!!!!!!!!
I am the damn President, I will stick my tongue down my granddaughter’s throat if I damn well want to!!!!!!!!
I know Mr Pervert, I mean Mr. President, but you damn well are not supposed to talk about that shit in public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get back to the damn war!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh ok.
Today I am here to talk about what the UNITED STATES needs to do about the invasion of Troy.
NO-NO-No you f##king idiot, that war was in the 12th century BC, F##king over three thousand years ago you dumb f##K!!!!!!!!!
It’s not going on now?
Hell no you stupid senile old fart!
So is it the Viet Nam war?
No you retarded old reprobate!
That ones been over damn near fifty years!!!!!!
So is there a war going on now or do I need to start one?
No you senile ole pedo, there are several wars going on right now!!!!!!
So are we winning??
OH My F##King nerves!!!!!!
No we are not winning.
The Rothschilds said we do not get to win this one!!!!
So can I go French kiss my granddaughter now??????
Oh my GOD!
Why don’t you just go F##K yourself!!!!!
I would rather get necked with a little girl in the shower or eat an ice cream cone.
Oh why don’t you just sick that ice cream cone up your ass.
I would rather have a little girl stick it up my ass!
OOOOHHHHHHH F######KKKKKKKK!!!!
The damned pervert president’s news conference is over and I need a drink.
In fact, I need several!!
Any of you reporters have a joint or a flask on you?
Where’s Hunter?
He always has some kick ass Crack!
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