Notorious skunk ape of Florida likely just a free-ranging jenkem huffing nigger that couldn’t assimilate into society

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Notorious skunk ape of Florida likely just a free-ranging jenkem huffing nigger that couldn’t assimilate into society

November 1st, 2015

Awake Goy

Notorious skunk ape of Florida likely just a free-ranging jenkem huffing nigger that couldn’t assimilate into society

Florida skunk ape likely a hairy, jenkem huffing nigger exuding methane gas from his orangutan-like body

Florida skunk ape likely just a free-ranging, jenkem huffing nigger exuding methane gas from his orangutan-like body, if the jenkem huffing niggers in Apefrica are anything to go by …

The notorious American skunk ape, also known as the swamp ape, stink ape, Florida Bigfoot, myakka ape, swampsquatch, and myakka skunk ape, has been officially defined as a hominid cryptid and is said to inhabit the U.S. states of Florida, North Carolina, and Arkansas, but reports from Florida are more common. It’s named for its appearance and unpleasant odor that’s usually described as methane gas.

Reports of the skunk ape were particularly common in the 1960s and 1970s. In 1974, sightings of a large, foul-smelling, hairy, ape-like creature, which ran upright on two legs, were reported in suburban neighborhoods of Dade County, Florida. Skeptical investigator Joe Nickell said some reports may be sightings of the black bear and argued that others were likely either hoaxes or misidentification of free-ranging wildlife.

Jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian street children. They would put the feces and urine in a jar and cover it with a balloon then let it ferment out in the sun, then afterwards they would inhale the fumes created.

The name derives from Genkem, a brand of glues which had “become the generic name for all the glues used by glue-sniffing children” in South Africa, where the drug originated and is most popular on the African continent today. In the book Children of AIDS: Africa’s Orphan Crisis by Emma Guest, the making of jenkem is described: “fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes.”

The process is similarly described in a 1995 IPS report: “Human excreta is scooped up from the edges of the sewer ponds in old cans and containers which are covered with a polyethylene bag and left to stew or ferment for a week.” A 1999 BBC article refers to “the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top.”

The effects of jenkem inhalation last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations for some users. In 1995, one user told a reporter it is “more potent than cannabis.” A 1999 report interviewed a user, who said, “With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.” Fumito Ichinose, an anesthesia specialist in Boston who conducted a study on the effects of hydrogen sulfide gas, or “sewer gas,” on mice, informed Salon.com that holding your breath, choking, or “the inhalation of gases like those produced from jenkem could result in hypoxia, a lack of oxygen flow to the body that could be alternately euphoric and physically dangerous.”