Pizza, Twitter History, and Ed Harris’s Tears

April 30th, 2012

FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda

We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we’re sharing our favorites.

Accountant’s love of pizza causes him to toss some dough wapo.st/IkoaPe

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 30, 2012

We originally read this as “lose some dough.” Which wouldn’t have been a problem, because money management includes the risk of a potential loss. But he shouldn’t be tossing good money after bad and trying to sell non-Chicagoans on deep-dish crust. Nobody’s interested. It’s like eating lasagna.

How technology is changing the horse industry. ow.ly/aALI6 via @InnovationTrail

— NewsHour (@NewsHour) April 30, 2012

Say what you will about Big Equine, but the industry has never been afraid to reinvent itself. Except when it comes to racing clockwise. That will never happen.

Our @NationalZoo makes history today @ 4pm: Will live tweet giant panda’s artificial insemination ow.ly/aBZyK #pandaAI

— Smithsonian (@smithsonian) April 30, 2012

The next time a declinist-type says America has lost its desire to accomplish big things, feel free to bring this up.

Have you seen The Batman? huff.to/IPdIMV

— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 30, 2012

Not recently. But it’s OK: we know what Val Kilmer looks like.

30,000 bees found in attic! drudge.tw/IPgV0p

— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) April 30, 2012

Nobody expects 30,000 bees in the attic. 30,000 hornets in the solarium, yes, but not bees in the attic.

Ed Harris doesn’t look like a man who cries a lot, but he shed some tears at the “Stars of Stony Brook Gala.” nydn.us/IoEOMt

— GATECRASHER (@NYDNGatecrasher) April 30, 2012

He choked up a bit when Apollo 13 made it home. No real tears, but there was definite eye-redness.