Considering Modern Ass Holes & Historical Presidents on “PRESIDENT’S DAY” US Holiday

Sometimes at night when sleep is illusive some of my kin and I hold sessions where we run a hand along the history of America and shake our heads at the present state of affairs in Sodom and Gomorrah on the Potomac.

Last night a couple of cousins who are past American presidents came calling.

George

and Andy

showed up.

I asked them what they though of the last few “presidents” and vice “presidents” and they even taught me a few new blue and derogatory words.

They both agreed if Hands all over little girls Biden had been around during their time they would have hanged his ass for treason as well as molesting children.

When I inquired of their opinion of Legs Straight Up In The Air Harris, they both agreed they had seen better looking and much smarter syphilitic whores selling their sorrow on street corners in Sodom & Gomorrah on the Potomac.

When I asked them if the next election were again between Trump and Biden which they would choose, they both asked if I was referring to the office of dog catcher or village idiot?

We all three agreed if our kin who were winter soldiers during the American Revolution while the yankee gentuza deserted in droves while informing the British where the real men were camped, could have seen the shit hole the American sheep would allow the blackmailed and bribed treasonous bastards and bitches in DC to make of America, instead of fighting while enduring hardships for years to win American freedom, they would have just BBQed a damn goat, drank some good Southern sipping whiskey, pissed on the fire, gone home to their wives and paid that fat English king his tax on his damned tea!

After that we left the carrion America has become to the vultures while we started discussing if Hannibal should have sacked Rome when he had the chance.

Andy was hell yes!
Hannibal should have slaughtered every man women and child in Rome to save the world from the next several centuries of evil Rome did to everyone around them.

George said if Hannibal had sacked Rome for the Carthaginian people, they would have just turned on Hannibal as they did anyway and pissed off his sacrifices to give them a chance for greatness and freedom.

I agreed with both as while Rome deserved to be sacked, yes the ball-less sheep Carthaginians would surly have pissed it all away just like the American sheep have done.

With that we called it a night so I could try to get some rest before the damn cock crowed three times before first light.

The Ole Dog!

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