Dick Cheney: One Year As a Walking Zombie

August 29th, 2011

FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda

Former VP marks anniversary as member of the living dead

Paul Joseph Watson Alex Jones
Infowars.com
Monday, August 29, 2011

Although the debate still rages as to whether or not he had a pulse to begin with, torture-approving, wiretap-loving former Vice-President Dick Cheney recently marked one year as a member of the living dead.

In July last year, Cheney had a ventricular assist device implanted in his body which “leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart’s own pulsatile beat.”

During an interview aired this morning on MSNBC, Cheney frightened reporter with his ‘Dawn of the Dead’ style antics, removing the battery from his heart pump before it started beeping.

Cheney has survived as a zombie long enough to finalize and promote his new memoir, My Time, in which he unapologetically re-affirms his support for torture, the invasion of Iraq, and warrantless wiretapping.

The former VP’s arrogance has not lessened with age or ill health. The book fails to even admit a single “mistake” in the prosecution of the Iraq war, which still remains unfinished over eight years later and was based on a cocktail of lies and deceit.

“Five hundred and sixty five pages and a simple apology would have been in order in some of them,” writes conservative columnist George Will. “Which is to say, the great fact of those eight years is we went to war—big war, costly war—under false pretenses. And…to write a memoir in which you say essentially nothing seriously went wrong…if I wrote a memoir of my last week, I would have things to apologize for.”

The book has also provided neo-cons with yet another opportunity to make absolute morons out of themselves by still clinging to the fable that the invasion of Iraq was based on some noble necessity and that the justification for it just got muddled in the process.

“The notion that Cheney owes us an apology is interesting,” writes James Joyner. “It depends entirely on whether the Bush administration took us to war knowing Saddam did not have a nuclear weapons program or simply downplayed evidence casting doubt in order to make the case for war they genuinely believed was necessary.”

Joyner fails to mention the fact that Cheney and Bush considered deliberately faking a pretext on which to launch the war after the WMD hoax began to crumble. As the Downing Street Memo revealed, the Bush administration discussed staging a provocation by painting a US spy plane in UN colors and flying it over Iraq, in the hope that Saddam Hussein would order it shot down.

A picture of Cheney’s ventricular assist device can be viewed below. Rumors that his diet now solely consists of human brains have yet to be confirmed.

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Paul Joseph Watson is the editor and writer for Prison Planet.com. He is the author of Order Out Of Chaos. Watson is also a regular fill-in host for The Alex Jones Show.

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36 Responses to “Dick Cheney: One Year As a Walking Zombie”

I really do not like to point out physical flaws, because nobody is perfect. But, I’m thinking about that crooked smile with the oversized cranium, and it isn’t good news. Who usually has a head with a cranium bigger than the knowledge they chose to spew? Well, let me just say, it isn’t all knowledge, just cleverness!
The whole book is an admission of guilt therefore it is the duty of us all to assist other governments who have a warrant for his arrest. We need to demand extradition of him and Bush. They both have outstanding warrants. We need to proceed for conviction. Why is he lingering in a posh home while he is guilty? Why is he out free to promote his crimes and benefit financially off of them? He is guilty and needs to be arrested. Why the hell are so many scared to proceed? Mass Murders are not supposed to profit off their crimes but here we are, with national acceptance of this crime it is national acceptance of the sin.
- See: Mormon Zeitgeist, found on a web search. Cheney’s wife is 5th generation Moromon, and his daughter is best friends of Kyle Sampson also Mormon and part of the AG firings.
  
  Cheney is from Wyoming of course. Not long ago –
  
  Joel Skousen a few months back gave an interview while promoting his book on the safest places for survival, when Skousen was done with his spill – the safest place was UTAH, Idaho and Wyoming. Of course, Utah has a huge fault line, shared with Idaho, and not to mention if Yellowstone explodes… well good bye- Utah (Idaho, and Wyoming).
  
  Not to fear however, because Utah, land of the saints, is prepared and can survive even a US government collapse – why you ask? Joel has the answer because of the Mormon Church hierarchy, Joel says. Brigham Young rule decades as head of church and head of government, in fact he declared war on the United States, took vows to destroy America, and did some nice murders of some folks from the south (hillbillies).
  
  Did Joel say that in Colorado was the heart of the NWO? Isn’t it Salt Lake City, Joel?
  
  Torture framers, Mormon, people who wrote the memo’s – a Mormon too, took down the AG’s Mormon – Kyle, the Mormon duck an ran, BYU even taking down his name so the press wouldn’t find it among the alumni, so that Christian Monica Goodling would keep the spot light. The judges that defended the tortures – Mormon too. Two Mormon psychologist from southern Utah intimidated the APA to accept the tortures and removed anyone who didn’t.
  
  Think this post is too provoking, too harsh on Joel – years of living with a pack of Skousens taught a harsh lesson: Truth is not spoken there.
  
  did joel say folks called him after listening to his advice and move for Y2K?
  
  it is wise to be prepared, your family safe, but watch where the advice comes from. The skousens we know said there would be a great civil war and the saints would have to go to Utah to fight for “the church” — against who? Americans.
“In competing speeches today, President Obama said the U.S. went off course with practices like waterboarding. Cheney retaliated by saying he doesn’t regret any of the decisions he made, and if he had to do it all over again, he would order President Bush to do exactly the same thing. And then he ate a baby.” –Jimmy Kimmel
why can’t we just stone this prick to death? for 8 years cheney and bush were walking zombies, they probably still are.
This man is so disliked due to his handicapp of not being able to have any empathy or humanity coupled with his greedy ‘bully in the sandbox’ tantrum he turned his life into because of it. I wonder what its like to be thought of as unspeakable garbage by anybody with any thinking ability. I wonder what just being feared and adored by misplaced human brains feels like? What a hollow, disgusting, pointless, regretable existence this man endures. However, the main fault lies with those who treat him with any respect. That’s the main issue, this man should be spit on and tortured and chased out like the serial killer and mass murderer he is.
Drown him in crap.
SO WHAT. cHENEYS A wmd ALL BY HIMSELF
Does anyone watch the TV show, Leverage. I love it. Anyway, there was a recent episode of a globalist billionaire scumbag who basically steals a transplant heart from the intended 15-year old recipient. The guy’s name was “Dean Chesney” and he talked about being able to get the best medical treatment money could buy. I told my husband about Dick Cheney’s many iron hearts. Pretty thinly veiled character. But they do that a lot on the show, which makes it even more entertaining.
Dick Cheney will have the only yellow headstone in the cemetery .
- yeah … after the people are done dancing on it.
  - IM GONNA THROW A BIG A$$ PARTY WHEN THIS NAZI DIES!!!! I CANT FUCKING WAIT
Darth Vader’s Bleeding Heart • NBC/Today Show • February 18th, 2011 • youtu.be/25eGgZwjShk
The best thing about Dick Cheney? He’s really old and has a bad heart.
- Ahhh, no heart…? Hope the ‘pump’ is made in china…on a friday…heh,heh.
  - +1
Fox News will continue their slavish adoration of Cheney no matter what evidence of his treachery comes to light.

The sad fact is that Cheney never will die. God doesn’t want him and Satan is worried Cheney will take his job.
- Fox is a Cheney holding anyway, BFD
- no doubt. did you watch the sean hannity interview? how he was fawning over this nwo scum? but hey, hannity is in the same club as this asshole.
Furthermore, Dick Cheney IS NOT Darth Vader. To call him Vader would be a complaint. Anakin Skywalker was a good Jedi who turned to the Dark Side but ended up repenting in the end. Dick Cheney is and always has been Emperor Palpatine. Can the mainstream media get anything right?
- *compliment (stoopid)
  - Slight oversite…don’t be so tough on yourself, your among friends…except for ‘rxr’ he hates everyone…!…except me.Hahaha Ha !
    - and me!
    - Haha, thanks. My biggest mistake is trying to spread truth on other sites where there are so many Sheeple. Instead of focusing on the content of the message these clowns would rather correct obscure grammatical errors.
HEY ASSHOLE your a terrorist we should waterboard you hopefully that would be the end of it !
An ode to Dick (appropriately named)

I dreamed a dream
Such a dream
I’m almost feared to tell.
I dreamed I saw Dick Cheney
Outside the gates of hell
He stamped and raged
and cursed and swore
and kicked up such a din
The cause of all his trouble was
They would not let him in
Do you not know, who I am ?
He said with such a shout
The devil answered
“Yes, we know”
Thats why we keep you out.
The cast aways of heaven and earth
are all assembled here
But hell would be more hellish
If you got in I fear.
We all need to question the criminal Darth Cheney about what he knows about Beckley West Virginia (an out of the way and obscure place he and Herr Bush visited many times) and the silvery-painted Green 737 military-drone Airplane that he switched with AA Flight 77 there. He also needs to be questioned about the three F-16′s out of Langley on air to ground bombing and interception duties that intercepted Flight 77 over Beckley and forced it down there and that later fired the (belated) missile at the drone over the Pentagon on 9/11 landing 4 minutes after their Pentagon intelligence and auditing office Attacks.

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I would give any amount of Globalist fiat currency to tug that hose out of his useless body!?!
Madman
Mr D Cheney is a walking living WMD, it would be of great benefit to mankind if a microwave transmitter preferably of Iraq manufacture was aimed at the battery of his life giving contraption and switched the dammed thing off PERMANENTLY.
I don’t usually wish any human being any harm or discomfort but in the cas of Mr Cheney, there would be great benefits to the rest of the decent living folk of the world.
I’d like to splatter his nose all over his face!!!
- ‘Splatter’ as with that ‘hose’ that perhaps you just ‘removed ‘ from his chest cavity…? like a ‘super soaker’…mmmmsshquirttmmmmmmmssshquirtmmmmmmsssss…ttthhhhpppppptttppptt…darnn ran empty…!
Argument between God and the Devil . ” I don’t want him , YOU made him ” ” Maybe but , he chose your side , so he’s yours ” . ” OH HELL NO , evil is one thing but , this bastard is just going to stink up the place ! ” ” HE”S YOURS , AND THAT”S FINAL . Put him in that room under Hell . ” ” you mean……. wow , I don’t even go down there . “
- HAHA!!
I guess his clone isn’t mature enough yet to take organs from.
lol I was thinking about the exact same thing