WASHINGTON, D.C—According to sources, President Joe Biden has been complaining that his staff keeps draping flags over him whenever he naps, apparently mistaking him for a dead person. “Hey folks, I’m not dead! I’m just resting my eyes a little! Know the difference, Jack!” said a frustrated Biden. “Whenever I’m napping, just bring your ear […]
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Biden Complains That White House Staff Keep Draping Flags Over Him Every Time He Naps
March 11th, 2022 Awake Goy