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April 23rd, 2012 
FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda
Only two of the 10 candidates in Sunday’s first ballot go through to a run-off
on May 6, in which the conservative Sarkozy is expected to meet the
centre-left Hollande, clear favourite in opinion polls.
Twitter users had a field day concocting new names for candidates, imaginary
news headlines of outcomes and officially unverifiable reports of partial
results from remote overseas territories where voting took place on Saturday.
“According to observers returning from Syria, Russian tanks left at dawn,
due to arrive in Paris at 20h (8pm),” read one entry, alluding to a
possible left-wing victory and closing time at polling stations.
Other aliases for Mr Hollande included “Gouda”, the “Flan”,
a caramel pudding that resembles one of his nicknames, and more
transparently, “Rose of Correze”, combining the Socialist colour
with Mr Hollande’s rural constituency in central France.
For Mr Sarkozy, they included “platform heels”, a reference to
Sarkozy’s penchant for shoes that give the diminutive president a few extra
centimetres in photographs, “Rolex” in a nod to his taste for
flashy wrist wear, and “Goulash”, a Hungarian recipe.
“Daddy’s girl” clearly alluded to far-right candidate Marine Le Pen,
who took over from her father Jean-Marie last year as head of the
anti-immigration National Front.
Firebrand leftist Jean-Luc Melenchon was branded “hot red pepper” by
one micro-message sender.
Some messages relayed unofficial partial results or send-ups of result
headlines, using candidates’ real names, but with their scores blotted out
or drowned in a jumble of numbers and characters.
Polling institutes traditionally prepare reliable estimates for their clients,
TV and radio stations, in the two hours between polling stations closing in
most areas at 6pm (1600 GMT) and the late closers in the big cities, opening
up a gap when information can leak.
Among the myriad messages with a wartime ring were ones that mocked Sarkozy
for his 2007 post-victory cruise aboard the private yacht of
multi-millionaire businessman Vincent Bollore.
“Pink wave turns to tsunami, Bollore yacht in difficulty,” said one.
Source: Reuters
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