Ocean’s 8: Jews to Remake Heist Classic with All-Female Cast ( Including Random Tumblr Feminist)

Eric Striker
Daily Stormer
April 22, 2017

I don’t like PG-13 crime or action films, so I never really got into the original Ocean’s 11, but I can still understand why people enjoyed it.

The merits or demerits of these films are besides the point. The Jew Gary Ross, who is writing and directing Ocean’s 8, has decided to make a political statement by having the remake star women who look way more scary when they’re not wearing make up than they do with a gun in their hand.

It makes sense that the female version would be set in New York City, since there’s nothing to do in The Big Monsanto Apple other than go shopping and signal your status in novel drinking locales.


“Ocean’s 8” is the new film project of Warner Bros. Pictures in partnership with Village Roadshow Pictures. The new movie is said to release on June 8, 2018 across the U.S.

The film features an all-female cast, in which Sandra Bullock plays the lead protagonist.

Variety reported that the movie is set during the summer of 2018, when Debbie Ocean (portrayed by Bullock) is attempting to pull off the heist of the century during the New York City’s star-studded annual Met Gala.

In order for the plan to work, Debbie Ocean needs to gather a group of people as part of her workforce, wherein Cate Blanchett and Rihanna will be all on board as part of Ocean’s crew, playing the characters of Lou and Nine Ball respectively. Among others, Mindy Kaling, Anne Hathaway and Sarah Paulson will also be featured in “Ocean’s 8.”

In case you still don’t believe this movie is about promoting feminism rather than making a profit (it will bomb at the box office), this film also stars a middle class Asian math nerd turned Tumblr feminist called “Awkwafina.”

This narcissistic Millennial slob has no training or stage experience. Her main claim to fame is taking a bunch of selfies cross-dressing in men’s clothes for her beta orbiters on Instagram. She also posted a song about her vagina on YouTube.

Very powerful, quite compelling, so creative.

Were it not for Jews like Gary Ross, “Awkwafina” would’ve cracked under her Tiger Mom’s backhands and verbal abuse. Instead, she is put on the fast track to stardom and wealth for the achievement of making a video about her vagina.

The question to ponder is how long Hollywood will be able to survive itself. Superhero box office slam dunks (thanks teenagers and minorities) can only keep their heads above water for so long.

It might seem unthinkable to believe white people could boycott the Jewish sickness projected on the silver screen and drive it into the ground, but it would’ve been just as farfetched to say that about floundering sports monopoly ESPN a year ago. Let’s hope for the best.

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